David Fitzsimmons: Arizona's Satirical Voice

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A Father's Day tribute revisited: A day with my Father, the Master Sergeant
A popular post reprinted
23 hrs ago • David W Fitzsimmons
Trump's election meddling
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jun 21 • David W Fitzsimmons
MAGA gubernatorial candidate Andy Biggs' Pet Peeves
MAGA gubernatorial candidate Andy Biggs’ Pet Peeves
Jun 20 • David W Fitzsimmons
Headlines
RFK Jr downs algae from Reflecting Pool, says “algae and pond scum an excellent source of protein and Omega-3 fatty acids”
Jun 19 • David W Fitzsimmons
The Iran War MOU Trump is celebrating
Here is the opening clause of the Iran War Memo of Understanding as this American understands it:
Jun 18 • David W Fitzsimmons
The 12 ways Trump will execute dissidents and members of Congress who cross him:
And you think it couldn't happen
Jun 15 • David W Fitzsimmons
Headtrip Headlines
Am I high on Maalox or is the entire %$@! planet on THC?
Jun 15 • David W Fitzsimmons
How Progressive are you?
Are you Udall Progressive, Gallego Progressive or Grijalva Progressive?
Jun 15 • David W Fitzsimmons
Presidential Lullabies
And a one and a two...
Jun 14 • David W Fitzsimmons
Will we weather this?
Not all niños are the same
Jun 13 • David W Fitzsimmons
Trump's UFC Wrestling lineup
All the Greats!
Jun 13 • David W Fitzsimmons
Trump’s Great American State Fair Music Talent Lineup
I’ve decided to sell my soul to Satan
Jun 12 • David W Fitzsimmons
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