Archive - David Fitzsimmons: Arizona's Satirical Voice

A Father's Day tribute revisited: A day with my Father, the Master Sergeant

A popular post reprinted

23 hrs ago • David W Fitzsimmons

Trump's election meddling

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Jun 21 • David W Fitzsimmons

MAGA gubernatorial candidate Andy Biggs' Pet Peeves

MAGA gubernatorial candidate Andy Biggs’ Pet Peeves

Jun 20 • David W Fitzsimmons

RFK Jr downs algae from Reflecting Pool, says “algae and pond scum an excellent source of protein and Omega-3 fatty acids”

Jun 19 • David W Fitzsimmons

The Iran War MOU Trump is celebrating

Here is the opening clause of the Iran War Memo of Understanding as this American understands it:

Jun 18 • David W Fitzsimmons

The 12 ways Trump will execute dissidents and members of Congress who cross him:

And you think it couldn't happen

Jun 15 • David W Fitzsimmons

Headtrip Headlines

Am I high on Maalox or is the entire %$@! planet on THC?

Jun 15 • David W Fitzsimmons

How Progressive are you?

Are you Udall Progressive, Gallego Progressive or Grijalva Progressive?

Jun 15 • David W Fitzsimmons

Presidential Lullabies

And a one and a two...

Jun 14 • David W Fitzsimmons

Will we weather this?

Not all niños are the same

Jun 13 • David W Fitzsimmons

Trump's UFC Wrestling lineup

All the Greats!

Jun 13 • David W Fitzsimmons

Trump’s Great American State Fair Music Talent Lineup

I’ve decided to sell my soul to Satan

Jun 12 • David W Fitzsimmons

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