Trump's election meddling
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Let us count the 25 ways the Mar-a-Lago Swamp Fascist will attempt to meddle in this November’s election.
Send ICE Agents to the polls to intimidate voters
Order National Guard units to the polls to stifle protests and intimidate voters
Persuade billionaire donors to bribe God
Persuade Elon to bribe Satan. Again
Repeat accusations of election fraud by Democrats
End vote-by-mail ( Dr.Evil’s idea )
End Tuesdays (Melania’s suggestion)
Rename the month of November “Trump-tober” to confuse voters
Persecute nonpartisan civic engagement groups
Make it harder for newly naturalized citizens to vote
Make it harder for Melania to vote
Make it easier for MAGA voters to vote with crayons ( inedible )
Sue news outlets that expose deep fake MAGA campaign ads
Challenge winning results with lawsuits, lawsuits, lawsuits
And more lawsuits
Order the FBI to investigate Democratic candidates
Order FBI to investigate and search offices run by Democratic County Recorders
Order the National Guard to confiscate ballots
Swap adjacent states with each other to confuse voters
Obliterate the Voting Rights Act
Invite armed MAGA vigilantes to the polls
Seize personal and private voter data if there’s any data about us these crooked scumbags don’t have already
Purge voter rolls of Democrats
Seize ballots and election materials
Rig voting maps
Back in the day, the saying was 'them that smelt it, dealt it'. Today, the same would seem to apply to old 47, when he says, 'them that claim rigging, rigged it'. Of course, if you're on record saying "just give me 11,780 votes, and I'll win". Doesn't help your case much, does it?
This November, don’t bitch about our leadership, VOTE like your life depends on it, as it surely might…