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Am I high on Maalox or is the entire %$@! planet on THC?
President Trump says Iran agrees to peace deal which they rejected
“THE. LEAST CORRUPT REGIME EVER” SAYS FITZSIMMONS, AWAITING APPOINTMENT AS AMBASSADOR TO REPUBLIC OF IRELAND
WHITE HOUSE REZONED FOR “WHITES ONLY” TRAILER PARK
POLL: MAJORITY OF AMERICANS TRUST IRANIANS, SCREWWORMS, CRACK ADDICTS MORE THAN TRUMP
Trump drains finite oil reserve “to artificially lower gas prices until this war never ends”
2 adults killed, 4 children hurt in school mass shooting destined to be forgotten until next mass shooting
Trump marks “Oil Stocks Manipulation Friday” by announcing 47th peace deal with Iranians
EXCLUSIVE: Bibi Netanyahu’s 3 favorite tools: ball peen hammer, cordless 16” chainsaw and Donald Trump
7 killed in synagogue mass shooting, destined to be forgotten until next mass shooting
Todd Blanche, Trump’s Private Lawyer in Uphill Fight to be Trump’s Private Attorney General
US flag booed before World Cup 2026 opening game in Mexico City, flag lies, flag claims it only heard cheers
American Medical Association members edging towards declaring war on Polio, Measles, HHS Secretary RFK, Jr.
Trump losing support from independents and underpants
VIDEOS SHOWING GROUPS OF STRANGE PEOPLE ENTERING NYC SEWERS AT NIGHT BAFFLE EVERYONE BUT FRANZ KAFKA
Trump’s name removed from Kennedy Center; Melania laments Center harder for President to find now
2 killed, 12 teens hurt in mall mass shooting destined to be forgotten until next mass shooting
Paramount-Skydance merger with Warner Bros-Discovery won’t harm anything, says Dept of Justice-Oligarchs Incorporated-A Subsidiary of Trump Org
HOW TO STAY SAFE WHILE TRAVELING DURING EXTREME HEAT: ONLY TRAVEL FROM BEDROOM TO KITCHEN
Flesh-eating Screwworm Overwhelmed by Amount of Flesh Obese Americans Possess
Oldest elected President proud he can distinguish a drawing of a cow from a lion, a TV and a flower
Sale of SpaceX stock makes Elon Musk a trillionaire, still short of funds to afford authentic human soul
3 parishioners killed, 10 hurt in church mass shooting destined to be forgotten until next mass shooting
TRUMP ARRIVES IN SWITZERLAND TO SIGN PEACE DEAL; IRANIANS CLAIM THEY NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
It is extremely sad that mass shootings are now quickly forgotten. That especially applies to our school children. Congress has ignored gun laws that must be enacted. Guns don’t need to be taken away, but in this day and age with AI safety measures could easily be put in place. And let’s not forget a better health care system for people with mental illness. There’s a lot that should and can be done. Why not also start with a better education system!