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Aug 2·edited Aug 2Liked by David W Fitzsimmons

Fitz is on fire, which does not sound like a good thing in an Arizona August, but it's figurative. You're a serious treasure, 'mano.

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Aug 2Liked by David W Fitzsimmons

I’m so old I remember him being referred to as “The Donald”. Can we resurrect that? Or even better: if he insists on calling her “Ka-mala” perhaps we can mispronounce it as “Don-old”. Oops I forgot … when they go low, we go high.

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Not any more. When they go low, we flame 'em on high.

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Or as Nancy said in her publication on Substack - FAFO, “When they go low, we knee them in the face.” 🤣🤣🤣

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Aug 2Liked by David W Fitzsimmons

Don-Old is so old he voted against the Magna Carta.

T-Rump is so old his name was inspired by the T-Rex family.

Don-Old is so old he urged the Wright brothers to sell his model of a high wheeled bike instead of working on a flying machine.

Don-Old is so old he provided his crack team of personal lawyers to defend the Lincoln assassination plotters…

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Aug 2Liked by David W Fitzsimmons

I love the Don-OLD LIST!

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Aug 2Liked by David W Fitzsimmons

DonOLD is SO OLD he was Timothy Leary's real father and showed him the ropes.

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You rang sir?

Donald is so old he burnt down three caves before realizing this hot stuff could be used for an insurance scam

Donald is so old he refused to pay Mary Magdalene for services rendered

Donald is so old there are petroglyphs of him and Epstein at a party on the walls of Colossal Cave

Donald is so old he had to use bad 'bone spurs' to get out of the Trojan War

Donald is so old he still went by the name 'Barabbas' to his MAGA thugs

Donald is so old an opponent once challenged him with "I know a real Neanderthal when I see one and listen to him speak........and by golly I think you fit the bill perfectly".

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There once was a MAGA so bold

that if the story were told,

He wasn't so smart, just an old fart

Against Kamala, his chances will soon grow so cold.

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Wilma Flintstone? Brilliant.

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thanks!

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Enjoyed the “Don-old” is so old.

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