With Biden Out, The "He's so old" Insults Are Back
And this old writer is loving it
With Biden out, Ageist Insults Are Back
Donald is so old he voted against Lincoln. Twice.
Donald is so old he owned a chain of mangers in Judea and was quoted in the “Bethlehem Bugle” referring to Christ’s birthplace as a “dump”.
Donald is so old he has Hitler’s autograph.
Donald is so old he stiffed the Pyramid builders.
Donald is so old he’s mentioned in the Bibles he sells. In Revelations. And it’s not good.
Donald is so old he cheered on Goliath when David rose up to take him on.
Donald is so old he had an affair with Wilma Flintstone.
Donald is so old when young Washington cut down the cherry tree “I told George to lie through his wooden teeth”. And, in 1776, Trump, who owned a failed chain of taverns, said. “Give me monarchy or give me death.”
Donald is so old he ditched third grade with Nero.
Donald is so old he spoke in favor of Arizona’s 1864 abortion law. In Arizona. In 1863. And he was sued for discrimination back in 1100 AD for refusing to lease cliff dwellings to Hohokam applicants.
Donald is so old he evaded service in Sparta’s army defending Sparta against Persia. Claiming bone spurs.
Donald is so old he called Helen of Troy a “dog”…
Donald is so old he called Paris “a horrible city”
Donald is so old he called Achilles a “sucker”.
Donald is so old he called Napoleon “a lousy general I should have had shot”.
Donald is so old he called Joan of Arc a “crazy woman”.
Donald is so old he called Pontius Pilate “A genius”.
Donald is so old when Pharaoh’s charioteers drowned, Trump said to Moses “There were good people on both sides of the Red Sea.”
When Alexander Fleming invented Penicillin Trump scoffed at his old friend, telling him “drinking bleach is the future of medicine.”
Donald is so old he really did know Frederick Douglass.
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I’m so old I remember him being referred to as “The Donald”. Can we resurrect that? Or even better: if he insists on calling her “Ka-mala” perhaps we can mispronounce it as “Don-old”. Oops I forgot … when they go low, we go high.
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