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Jungle Cruise Operator 🤣 “And here we have the 8th wonder of the world. The backside of water!” But in this case, a different wonder: a functioning Congress.

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Al Pacino’s character John Milton in the Devils Advocate comes to mind

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Oh Lordy #7 planted that damn ear worm: plinka plinka, plinka, plinka, plink...

THANKS, Fitz.

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According to Mike Johnson: "The only possible replacement for the Divinely inspired Mike Johnson is Jesus Christ his own self. Instead of the Speaker (me) receiving and then relaying direct messages from God, the new Speaker would be God, by God."

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Wayne LaPierre, formerly of the NRA, due to his high ethical standards and deep pockets when it comes to managing and allocating the money of others.

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Brilliant! I left all that pain behind and moved up to Colorado. Alas! The pain from Lauren Booberts lack of a brain is worse.

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Enjoyed this piece! But, Boris Badanov is too classy to stoop to be Speaker of the House.

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There's always "The Return of Atilla, The Hun," right?

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