Who will be the next Speaker of the House?
Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene's Short list
Who are the next individuals most likely to be tapped by the House Republican “Freedom from Reason” Caucus to serve as the next Speaker of the House? Here is Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s list of 25 individuals she’s considering to replace Speaker Johnson when he’s given the boot.
Exhumed corpse of Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain
General Benedict Arnold’s mummified remains
“Waffle House” fry cook “Eggs” Benedict Arnold
Alex Jones
Q
Arizona Congressman Paul Gosar
If Arizona Congressman Paul Gosar is unavailable we’ll accept anyone from Bullhead City who resembles the “banjo boy” from “Deliverance”
Any Adventureland Jungle Cruise ride operator with a pith helmet, a bullhorn, a cap pistol and the ability to follow, interpret and obey Trump’s posts on Truth Social
General Mike Flynn
Megatron, Hoover Foundation Fellow
The Joker
Bane
Donald Trump
Dr. Doom, former FOX News Producer
Dr. No
Dr. Evil
Kevin McCarthy
Joe McCarthy ChatBot created for the Federalist Society
Boris Badanov
Vladimir Putin
Any Trump associate currently not serving time
Any Trump associate who will not be serving time after the fall of 2024
Tucker Carlson
The Penguin
Jungle Cruise Operator 🤣 “And here we have the 8th wonder of the world. The backside of water!” But in this case, a different wonder: a functioning Congress.
Al Pacino’s character John Milton in the Devils Advocate comes to mind