Who will be the next Speaker of the House?

Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene's Short list

Who are the next individuals most likely to be tapped by the House Republican “Freedom from Reason” Caucus to serve as the next Speaker of the House? Here is Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s list of 25 individuals she’s considering to replace Speaker Johnson when he’s given the boot.

1. Exhumed corpse of Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain

2. General Benedict Arnold’s mummified remains

3. “Waffle House” fry cook “Eggs” Benedict Arnold

4. Alex Jones

5. Q

6. Arizona Congressman Paul Gosar

7. If Arizona Congressman Paul Gosar is unavailable we’ll accept anyone from Bullhead City who resembles the “banjo boy” from “Deliverance”

8. Any Adventureland Jungle Cruise ride operator with a pith helmet, a bullhorn, a cap pistol and the ability to follow, interpret and obey Trump’s posts on Truth Social

9. General Mike Flynn

10. Megatron, Hoover Foundation Fellow

11. The Joker

12. Bane

13. Donald Trump

14. Dr. Doom, former FOX News Producer

15. Dr. No

16. Dr. Evil

17. Kevin McCarthy

18. Joe McCarthy ChatBot created for the Federalist Society

19. Boris Badanov

20. Vladimir Putin

21. Any Trump associate currently not serving time

22. Any Trump associate who will not be serving time after the fall of 2024

23. Tucker Carlson

24. The Penguin