Add the dump truck full of burning books: "Gold stickers to anyone who can toss a book high enough to make it in! Extra goodies for flying paper airplanes of the Declaration and Constitution to incinerate!"
It would be funny if it wasn't so possible. How could any thinking person vote for DJT? Unfortunately, there are over 40 million non-thinkers in this country today. Very, very sad... and frightening.
During the parade Donny John-Boy, AKA Heavy Duty, handed out official IRS One Million Dollar Tax Credit vouchers for those citizens earning more than One Million Dollars a year. Trump proclaimed that “with this program who needs the IRS!”
I can only too clearly imagine this scenario, but I might make one correction. Instead of 9 Supremes, it will only be 6. The other three are too woke to be included.
A glimpse of the future, possibly. Either way, a nightmare of historic proportions! His administration would sell the “very best” seats via media for $299 each with a free “KEEP TRUMP GREAT!” Collectible button (predicted to increase in value x 10 soon!). Nothing but the best leftovers for faithful supporters!
Dave: you nailed TFG’s fantasy perfectly. Now our job is to ensure that this remains a fantasy. #Vote You are the best.
YUGE parade! YUGE! BIGLY not SAD!
Add the dump truck full of burning books: "Gold stickers to anyone who can toss a book high enough to make it in! Extra goodies for flying paper airplanes of the Declaration and Constitution to incinerate!"
OMG! He's done it again. FITZ, that is. Happy Holidays to all ... and 'Keep the faith" in our USA.
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Yikes ! Damn Fitz you are scaring me !
It would be funny if it wasn't so possible. How could any thinking person vote for DJT? Unfortunately, there are over 40 million non-thinkers in this country today. Very, very sad... and frightening.
Little too close to the truth!
Great column Fitz😂 Happy Thanksgiving to you and your beautiful wife Ellen.
Oh I love a Parade, but after seeing this one I’ve changed my mind 😝. Merry Christmas to all!
During the parade Donny John-Boy, AKA Heavy Duty, handed out official IRS One Million Dollar Tax Credit vouchers for those citizens earning more than One Million Dollars a year. Trump proclaimed that “with this program who needs the IRS!”
I can only too clearly imagine this scenario, but I might make one correction. Instead of 9 Supremes, it will only be 6. The other three are too woke to be included.
I LOVE PARADES! But, I'll skip this one!
A glimpse of the future, possibly. Either way, a nightmare of historic proportions! His administration would sell the “very best” seats via media for $299 each with a free “KEEP TRUMP GREAT!” Collectible button (predicted to increase in value x 10 soon!). Nothing but the best leftovers for faithful supporters!