“These sneakers are Melania tested. I can sneak in and out of the house at all hours of the day and she never hears a peep.” At a National Sneaker fest in Philly Trump showed up to peddle more worthless Trump kitsch, this time America’s Coup hawking Carny-in-Chief was hawking clown shoes, Graceland gold clodhoppers that looked like they were assembled by prison labor who were all Trump associates.
Very good! Thank you again. You probably saw this already, but if not, go to 6:58 in this clip to see what true "sneakerheads" think of the shoes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHKlZrU-zOQ
OMG! Between 'Valley Forge' and 'The Rest of The (shoes) Story,' I am caught between tears and screaming obscenities. --- FITZ scores again. BTW: David, you forgot to add 'red clown noses' to the uniforms of those Maggot Paraders on Pennsylvania Avenue.
I was chuckling through the beginning of this essay but then the laughs turned to tears. An excellent description of the greed and hubris of TFG. Thank you for reminding us of our values again!
Great shoes. (Spewing barf)
The perfect accessory for your next perp walk.
Funny and heart wrenching, told by A, a master of both humor and satire!
Very good! Thank you again. You probably saw this already, but if not, go to 6:58 in this clip to see what true "sneakerheads" think of the shoes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHKlZrU-zOQ
This was the best, yet. Love those shoes!
As much as I miss your work in the Star, I love this unfiltered You.
Your writing hits the funny bone and the heart. Keep on keeping on! We need you desperately.
OMG! Between 'Valley Forge' and 'The Rest of The (shoes) Story,' I am caught between tears and screaming obscenities. --- FITZ scores again. BTW: David, you forgot to add 'red clown noses' to the uniforms of those Maggot Paraders on Pennsylvania Avenue.
You forgot to mention that you can buy them with a grift card…
I was chuckling through the beginning of this essay but then the laughs turned to tears. An excellent description of the greed and hubris of TFG. Thank you for reminding us of our values again!
Usually I laugh but this time you have me crying. Love your work anyway it hits me.
Perfectly said, as always! Keep spreading the truth David, your words are invaluable!