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Elaine Cummings's avatar

FYI: I cracked up over the 'TOON on cooties! (THAT little 'thing' goes waaaaay back to when I was in elementary school in the late 1930s-early 1940s. So totally LOL!) Beyond it all, this whole "bru-haha" is a major "SHAGGY (BLACK) DOG" story, further enhanced by a bleached blonde FOXIE hassling us all on Doritos! As Peggy Lee once said: "Is That All There Is?"

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Terri's avatar

Woohoo!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏Nailed it as usual!

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Elouise Rusk's avatar

Bravo, David! Thank you! Everybody vote!!!

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Joyce SMITH's avatar

🌊👍😀👍🏿💙🗽💙👍🏼😁👍🏽💙🌊

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Anne Baldwin's avatar

Thanks, Fitz. Soothing to have you on the left team.

Private eye rolls and mouth agape are silent!

Let's leave our loudest comments with our thundering VOTES.

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Dennis Winsten's avatar

The problem with America’s future is that so many “citizens” believe that hogwash. BTW, DJT stock Symbol DJT) has been tumbling since Kamala was nominated. It is an omen. “Night, night djt”

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Liberal Old Lady's avatar

I love your column! Excellent responses to assinine comments. Harris/Walz has my vote!

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Nancy Jacques's avatar

Amen!

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Thomas Nicholson's avatar

Please go easy on Corporal 45 - ever since Kamala spoke at the DNC he has been feeling a bit woozy due to the recently discovered bone spur in his larynx - looking like he may have to call off his much-anticipated debate. Did you realize that it cost only 10mil (donated directly to Trump) to be awarded the country's 'medal of freedom,' but "everyone can get a 'Medal of Honor'" by just risking their lives for their country - do the math?

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Marc Severson's avatar

Fitz hits the mark-as usual!

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