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Just FYI, David: The power of the James Comer led Government Overlooked Committee is properly termed the “sub-penis power.” Since it is currently wielded by a passel of little prickles.

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Damn it. Wish I'd thought of that one. I'm sure I'll claim it as my own one of these days. 🙂

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Busy right now with Christmas tasks, I didn’t want to take time to read..just a few lines maybe. I was then readily hooked and belly laughing my way all through these articles! My man, you sure can turn a phrase and find delicious words!

Thank you, and Happy Whatever to you and yours! ❤️

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There is definitely compelling evidence that Hunter is Joe Biden's son... That's about all I can come up with.

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I swear, I don't know how you get all these so quickly. Are you sure that your buddy Steve K. knows how many "whereasses" you used. Also , the Arroyo cafe radio show was phenonemal. This was the first time I was able to go and it is very sad that it will be your last. However, I did tell Ellen that I have been following you for about 35 years. Remember your first cartoon about Dupnik.

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Thank you for sharing your memories with me. It means the world to me. And I am so glad you got to see our last show. I think it was probably our best. Happy holidays .Having readers and kind fans like you makes producing this newsletter, a joy.

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What is worse than these politicians are the people who elected them. They are the true threats to our democracy.

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Oh thank you, thank you, David! What a holiday gift! This Badger especially appreciates the cameo by the reprehensible Senator Ron Johnson- he’s such a zero that his awfulness is not usually noticed.

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Masterful! You've outdone yourself, Fitz. I just wish you'd have called her by her real name - Marjorie Traitor Green

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...tit for tatum???

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They're going to hire you, David!

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Amazing and very funny. How did you get spellcheck to relax and allow all the creative spellings?

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I found that if I growl at the spellcheck app it recoils.😁

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So clever and funny and actually true! I laughed until I cried.

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"Congressman Marjorie Taylor Green is onto old Joe Biden like Miss Marple on a Bundt cake" - bwahahaha! Made me spit my covefe!

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"Don't confuse us with the facts. Our minds made up!" According to MTG speaking for the leadership of the constipated Republican House of Representatives. Yikes!

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Perfect!🤩

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Omg!! Hilarious!

Thank you for my morning laughter 😆

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