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David, you are a genius. A truly unfunny situation turned hilarious

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Iowa = Idiots Out Walking Around

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Eileen, not all of us are so dumb. Some of us are just “slow.” It took me 61 years to discover Arizona and get here. I missed Janet Neopolitano, Sandra Day O’Connor, and a whole crew of less-right oriented to pick up the burden of Doug Ducey, Kari Lake, Dr .Ward, the 2/3rds majorities of the state legislature, Tom Horne, but it is OKAY! They still let us have our “U-Turns.”

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Your column makes me smile every day. Thank you for helping me start my day with a smile.

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Brilliant. Of course.

Thank 🙂✒️💡🥂🤩 you~

Joyce Smith

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😂😂😂😂Love it!

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Thanks alot! I laughed coffee out my nose. You happy now? Miss you in the paper!

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To quote the great Forrest Gump, "Stupid is as stupid does, sir."

Now, pass me that bottle o' hooch, brother!

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110,000 caucus voters. Lock 'em up!

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Holy Smokes! "This" happened again! ... this 'booze-for-breakfast' humor has me in pain from LOL! Needed the laff Our senior care retirement home is under lock-and-key again due to COVID! Seriously? Groundhog Day? We all did this once, did no one learn anything? Residents here are seriously old enough to "know better," but are they young enough to learn? NOT! --- I'm "mad as hell" at too many fellow men AND women! Writing, venting, grrrrrrowling here!

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Thank you for some fabulous comic relief, couldn't even listen to national news this am, so depressing!

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Absolutely love your stories Mr. Fitzsimmons!

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I love this piece. Fitz you are brilliant at hitting the nail on the head! Reminds me of MAD magazine "scenes you'd like to see" and could we please remember how few people actually voted on caucus night. But the question remains...why do reporters have to stand outside to report on air??

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I owe a lot to you for making me laugh so hard!

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Thank you, David; that was really funny! I’m happy to be on the side of the Lefties, and I’m proud to be one! We Marxists rule!

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Yep... that's about spot on. I love when National news is filtered through the Fitzsimmons brain. Makes it more palatable.

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Oh if only! I am rooting for a report like this! Thank you for being you!

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