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😂I have a javelina scent gland maker….his name is Harry and comes every afternoon to see what I’m feeding the birds…and maybe a random carrot landing his way. 🥹

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Just can’t beat the Javelina Cologne.

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Dear Santa Fitz,

May I just get the 30mm rotary cannon - loaded with OPI nail polish paintballs - to mount on my car?

My garage can't handle the A-10 wingspan...

Thanks for the tags!

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Every time I think Fitz can’t out-do one of his columns, he does just that. This one is knee-slapping hilarious!

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Fabulous (as always). Thanks Fitz.

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enjoyed your suggestions.

with my Hoover flags ablazing, will only be able to wish for such memorable wonders

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