Last Minute Holiday Gift Ideas and Gift Tags

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Dec 21, 2023

It’s that time of year when discriminating shoppers (cheapskates) are looking for just the right gift with a local flavor and that is why I have assembled my “Best of the Old Pueblo Holiday Gift Catalogue” just for you slackers. Also below you’ll find gift tags to give your gifts that original touch that says “I was too cheap to buy tags at the Dollar Store.”

There are so many items to choose from this year! Happy shopping!

Carlos Brown’s Cannabis Christmas Trees

Have yourself a Merry-Juana Christmas! Decorate it for Christmas and smoke it for New Years. Available in Santa Sativa and Holiday Indica.

Santa Rita Hudbay Copper Mine Tonka Truck and Slag Pit Toy Set

Grab your hardhat and get ready to destroy a beautiful mountain with the

Santa Rita Copper Mine Tonka Truck and Slag Pit Toy Set from Hudbay, makers of Slag Flubber and Toxic Pond. Bring the ecological disaster home to your living room!

Chihuahua Sled and Harnesses

Perfect for the chihuahua owner on your list who has toyed with the idea of doing the Iditarod Sled Dog race. Whip, and paw mittens optional.

Saguaro Sweaters

Knitted with Bobcat whisker fibers on a mesquite loom Saguaro Sweaters come in Large and Grande, with 4 to 12-sleeves. Ideal for the spiny big boy in your front yard on these chilly winter nights.

Snowbird Seedblock

You’ll attract snowbirds from climes as distant as Michigan and Wisconsin to your backyard with Snowbird Seedblock. Snowbird Seedblock offers your winter visitors a combination of seed, granola, and grains favored by silver tufted seniors, blue hairs and other buffet feeding birds. Maalox Nectar Feeders not included.

Jalisco Harry’s Hint of Javelina Cologne

Down in Jalisco our founder, Harry of Gila Bend, learned from the finest master scent gland milkers how to milk the musk glands of javelinas known for their distinctive fragrance.

Edible Chili Pepper Wreath.

Made with fresh Hellfire Jalapeño Peppers, Hot Lava Peppers, Serrano peppers, Fresno Peppers, Plutonium peppers, Anaheim peppers, and Napalm Peppers. Dry this “heartwarming” wreath on the porch, then grind it into a powder and make a concoction I call “Holiday Javelina Hellfire”.

Quailtime Treadmill

Measuring 3-feet in length this quail-sized treadmill features scurry speeds including “skedaddle”, “Hawk!”and “Bobcat!”

Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II.

On Christmas morning the expression on your old man’s face will be worth every penny when he sees what’s in the driveway! Put your mind at ease about that aggravating rush hour traffic. Surrounded with 1200 pounds of titanium armor you’ll feel safe taxiing across town with ready access to a 30mm rotary cannon to discourage those pesky road ragers. Maintenance crew, ammunition, tarmac installation not included.