Trump and Putin found in an embrace in WH restroom
Ukraine announces a secret weapon by using it on Moscow Denies any US material used in it.
Kremlin has no response since it no longer exists.
Ramzan Akhmatovich Kadyrov claims to be in charge of the former Russian Federation Sues for peace with Ukraine Chechen Republic takes former Russian seat at UN
Sec. of Defense Peter Hegseth found with showgirl not his wife Drunk outside PX at Joint Base Andrews Deputy Sec. Def. unaccounted for since last month
Elon Musk suffers severe injury from his chainsaw No safety glasses found Seeing Eye Dog Requested with Musk on DOGE waiting list run by Koch Industries List is based on references from 50 former staff members No official listing of Musk injuries
RFK Jr. states small pox is a minor skin irritation Apply calamine lotion, available only from Trump Industries Perdue Pharma division and hope for the Best
Funeral directors offer RFK Jr. Special Sale on their services 20% off until one year after he leaves gov service
Pres. Trump announces full control of Panama Canal from bottom of a lock Mysterious lock failure opens all lock gates and Gatun Lake fills lock section with water headed to the Pacific
Search continue for Pres. and his staff and six cabinet officers
New President Charles Grassley (Former Pres. Pro Tempore of Senate) asks for help mowing lawn at Iowa residence, regrets lock mechanism failure in Panama, vows to stay safe like an Iowa cornfield Led into home by wife using a walker
Ukraine considers requests from Oblasts extending to Ural Mountains to be annexed into Ukraine
China reports another year of record economic growth and Properity Taiwan becomes 52nd state of US.
LOL Kari Lake--what a has-never-been!
More headlines to wish for:
Trump and Putin found in an embrace in WH restroom
Ukraine announces a secret weapon by using it on Moscow Denies any US material used in it.
Kremlin has no response since it no longer exists.
Ramzan Akhmatovich Kadyrov claims to be in charge of the former Russian Federation Sues for peace with Ukraine Chechen Republic takes former Russian seat at UN
Sec. of Defense Peter Hegseth found with showgirl not his wife Drunk outside PX at Joint Base Andrews Deputy Sec. Def. unaccounted for since last month
Elon Musk suffers severe injury from his chainsaw No safety glasses found Seeing Eye Dog Requested with Musk on DOGE waiting list run by Koch Industries List is based on references from 50 former staff members No official listing of Musk injuries
RFK Jr. states small pox is a minor skin irritation Apply calamine lotion, available only from Trump Industries Perdue Pharma division and hope for the Best
Funeral directors offer RFK Jr. Special Sale on their services 20% off until one year after he leaves gov service
Pres. Trump announces full control of Panama Canal from bottom of a lock Mysterious lock failure opens all lock gates and Gatun Lake fills lock section with water headed to the Pacific
Search continue for Pres. and his staff and six cabinet officers
New President Charles Grassley (Former Pres. Pro Tempore of Senate) asks for help mowing lawn at Iowa residence, regrets lock mechanism failure in Panama, vows to stay safe like an Iowa cornfield Led into home by wife using a walker
Ukraine considers requests from Oblasts extending to Ural Mountains to be annexed into Ukraine
China reports another year of record economic growth and Properity Taiwan becomes 52nd state of US.