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Liberal Old Lady's avatar

You left out Hungry as one of the election observers, otherwise you’re spot on! Considering the caliber of people he’s appointed to vital positions, this scenario doesn’t seem all that far-fetched. Terrifying!

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KB in AZ's avatar

Add Turkey and Venezuela as observers… 🫩

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Ray Lindstrom's avatar

9. Trump sends David Fitzsimmons to prison in Uganda for subversive rhetoric. Sad.

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P Woodbury's avatar

Ten thousand Arizonans face down ICE agents who slink back to their SUVs without David. Trump fires Puppy Killer.

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Rev Mary Schindel Harris's avatar

Sharp as a tack, spot on, never miss a beat . . . You save me from total despair.

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Catalina's avatar

Loved this and proof that we will be in hell together, still political and sarcastic.

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Beth Allen's avatar

It’s going to take more than thoughts and prayers. I think A.I. is our best bet for a fair & free election provided it’s not programmed by the usual Trump gang of idiot geniuses (oops that sounds like an oxymoron but appropriately descriptive).

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Doug Williams's avatar

Ai is probably the single greatest threat to the future of free and fair elections...more than Trump, who once said: "You won't need to vote anymore". From your history the Ai election tron will determine how you would vote and presto! It will do it FOR YOU!

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Jude Johnson's avatar

A.I. is increasingly shown to be programmed to be white supremacy biased and error prone, even when it isn't Muskrat's.

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Dennis Winsten's avatar

Better to help organize an nationwide consumer strike.

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Bud Foster's avatar

Rehire Doug Logan. I’d feel a lot more confident about a free and fair election.

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David W Fitzsimmons's avatar

Where is he now? Cyber ninja heaven?

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