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Beth Allen's avatar

The number of people who supported and believed in the Harris Walz campaign and are still in shock over the loss is 100%

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MARK S HOMAN's avatar

Number of thinking people who think Fitz is spot on: 100

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Gisela Elisabeth York's avatar

The President has 2 terms in office. I think that should also apply to Senate and Congress.

Also, the same folks who now want to deport people are the ones who brought them in because they wanted cheap labor.

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Dennis Winsten's avatar

Probability that djt will be removed from office via section 4 of the 25th amendment (the looney tunes amendment) - 91.7%. Probability that we will all live like hillbillies under a Vance administration - 98% (except the billionaire class which will still be oK).

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Dave Gallagher's avatar

Percentage of Fitzsimmons readers willing to wave signs on street corners in support of Tucson's undocumented: 100 percent.

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Dave Gallagher's avatar

The number of the undocumented prepared to tell those claiming to be there to send them home, I'm already home: 100 percent.

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Mary Andersen's avatar

Trump's "landslide" appears to be in the realm of 1.5%

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ORAZ girl's avatar

Number of people turning my "frown upside down" this morning? 1 and it's you dear Fitz, thanks.

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Pan Lambert's avatar

Tortillas aren't?

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Jerry Wilkerson's avatar

The number of times I have to listen to Kari Lake bitch about her elections from this day forward.

ZERO.

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P. Asbury Smith's avatar

Fitz… once again your brilliance outshines all the shizzle cast by the GOP.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Dee Maitland's avatar

Happy Thanksgiving, Fitz!

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Edlynne sillman's avatar

Thanks Dave. Hope you and your family enjoy a wonderful Thanksgiving.

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Jim Glock's avatar

I want to meet the cougars in your neighborhood. How do the live so long?

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Deborah solleveld's avatar

Omg gnarly punk porcupines!

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Mary Beth Livingston's avatar

Why are you dogging Sun City, Dave? I thought you liked us?

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