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The number of people who supported and believed in the Harris Walz campaign and are still in shock over the loss is 100%

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Number of thinking people who think Fitz is spot on: 100

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The President has 2 terms in office. I think that should also apply to Senate and Congress.

Also, the same folks who now want to deport people are the ones who brought them in because they wanted cheap labor.

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Probability that djt will be removed from office via section 4 of the 25th amendment (the looney tunes amendment) - 91.7%. Probability that we will all live like hillbillies under a Vance administration - 98% (except the billionaire class which will still be oK).

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Percentage of Fitzsimmons readers willing to wave signs on street corners in support of Tucson's undocumented: 100 percent.

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The number of the undocumented prepared to tell those claiming to be there to send them home, I'm already home: 100 percent.

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Trump's "landslide" appears to be in the realm of 1.5%

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Number of people turning my "frown upside down" this morning? 1 and it's you dear Fitz, thanks.

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Tortillas aren't?

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The number of times I have to listen to Kari Lake bitch about her elections from this day forward.

ZERO.

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Fitz… once again your brilliance outshines all the shizzle cast by the GOP.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Happy Thanksgiving, Fitz!

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Thanks Dave. Hope you and your family enjoy a wonderful Thanksgiving.

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I want to meet the cougars in your neighborhood. How do the live so long?

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Omg gnarly punk porcupines!

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Why are you dogging Sun City, Dave? I thought you liked us?

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