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These kinda range from Funny to Sacrilege, FITZ being FITZ, and he is! I choose No. 6 as a true fact. My contribution would be that fun song, "Glockin Around the Christmas Tree!' ... the "ghost gun" of Christmas Past.

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There was a time when I thought the movie ‘Idiocracy’ was a comedy, now I see it more as a documentary… If you haven’t seen it, add it to your Holiday watch list.

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Thank you once again for a smile amidst the shock of national and now local (Fake Lake) news.

"Oh Holy Fright, the Cons are brightly shining."

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Add "Lying All the Way" in which Pete Hegseth sings "Please Trumpy, I Won't Get Drunk This Christmas"...

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I heard that Trump the Chump cancelled Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa for the next 4 years.

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THAT may not be 'Fake News', right?

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Awesome list! 🤣🤣🤣

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16. Spending the yuletide season 'searching for three wise men to serve his administration

17. The three gifts of the Magi: a bottle of 'Felon, Felon, Felon cologne, Pyrite and a Bitcoin

18 MAGA shepherds in fields as they pay - for more Trump trash

19. 'And the angel said onto Melania - "Get out, get out as fast as your donkey will carry you"

20. 'And Elon threw two coins to the boy and shouted "that's it I don't pay overtime-now git"

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David, You should not have retired. You are writing more now than you ever did for the Star. I enjoy your humor and perspective on things. I have to remind myself that life is long and we have made it through many trials. We will weather the Trump Storm too. I am conforted knowing that Kari Lake is now the "Voice of America." Not elected but she has a platform. Leighton Rockafellow

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Rudy, the red-nosed alcoholic. Brilliant!

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YES, TRUMP IS LIKE HITLER, BUT NOT IN THE WAYS YOU THINK

Beyond the caricatures lies a chilling blueprint: how both leaders exploited grievances, scapegoated the vulnerable, and built myths of strength to dismantle democracy.

https://open.substack.com/pub/patricemersault/p/yes-trump-is-like-hitler-but-not?r=4d7sow&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

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Donny John-Boy gives Kari Lake a job after she sluffs off work for years.

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Another brilliant Fitzism!

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Hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣

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