Fitz, love your magnificent vocabulary , and though , as I read your article, I smiled and a couple of deep chuckles as well.. not to be confused with the "deep state" when you pointed out the bias
( with humor and pinpoint acccuracy) thrown out to the cult immediately no matter what tragedy occurs by wacko conspiracy devotees. I can only wish that those dishing out the insane dirt on air will take a moment or two to think of the families of those that died, and to the thousands of commuters who are scrambling to make child care arrangements as their commute will be hours longer, and a prayer of thanks to the mayday call from the ship perhaps saving hundreds of lives.
Thanks for your writing...always makes my day. Pam
Please don't share those "theories" with any redumblicans. They will use and publicize them, e.g. leading god-less, lefty, pinko, commie David Fitzsimmons has provided these valid theories.
Apparently 30% of our Country is so stupid, they'll believe anything they see on TV... To them the 'Real Wives of (fill in the blank) is a documentary. I know cable programming is not prone to Government oversight like the public airwaves, but I don't it's 'censorship' if we can find a way to keep total bullshit from reaching these dullards.... It's more along the lines of a not being able to cry fire in a crowded theater.
Love it! Another "theory" I read was that DEI caused the bridge collapse, though how Diversity, Equity and Inclusion can cause a giant, overloaded container ship to lose power and crash into a bridge support is beyond my imagination. I'm sure you could come up with a good reason for that theory! Do keep it up - you make my day everytime.
Look at a map of the US. Look at the video of the ship. The ship was going to the LEFT and hit the support structure of the bridge causing the collapse. The radical LEFT did this to slow down the movement of the US ( look at the map now) to the RIGHT! The LEFT set up the immigrant workers to be casualties as camouflage for their attack on American Infrastructure! (I made this up!)
Thank you, Fitz! You've done it again. Made my day. I read that most of the workers on the bridge at the time were immigrants from Mexico and Central America (8 knocked off the bridge, 2 rescued, 2 bodies found, rest presumed dead). I suppose now the MAGA will say they are the ones who caused the ship to impact the bridge. How sad.
Fitz, love your magnificent vocabulary , and though , as I read your article, I smiled and a couple of deep chuckles as well.. not to be confused with the "deep state" when you pointed out the bias
( with humor and pinpoint acccuracy) thrown out to the cult immediately no matter what tragedy occurs by wacko conspiracy devotees. I can only wish that those dishing out the insane dirt on air will take a moment or two to think of the families of those that died, and to the thousands of commuters who are scrambling to make child care arrangements as their commute will be hours longer, and a prayer of thanks to the mayday call from the ship perhaps saving hundreds of lives.
Thanks for your writing...always makes my day. Pam
Drooling dunces? Oh my sainted aunt. Fitz, you did it again. Must go clean off my iPad because I snorted out coffee all over it.
Please don't share those "theories" with any redumblicans. They will use and publicize them, e.g. leading god-less, lefty, pinko, commie David Fitzsimmons has provided these valid theories.
Don't laugh...they might.
Thank you!
Apparently 30% of our Country is so stupid, they'll believe anything they see on TV... To them the 'Real Wives of (fill in the blank) is a documentary. I know cable programming is not prone to Government oversight like the public airwaves, but I don't it's 'censorship' if we can find a way to keep total bullshit from reaching these dullards.... It's more along the lines of a not being able to cry fire in a crowded theater.
Love it! Another "theory" I read was that DEI caused the bridge collapse, though how Diversity, Equity and Inclusion can cause a giant, overloaded container ship to lose power and crash into a bridge support is beyond my imagination. I'm sure you could come up with a good reason for that theory! Do keep it up - you make my day everytime.
One more conspiracy possibility:
Look at a map of the US. Look at the video of the ship. The ship was going to the LEFT and hit the support structure of the bridge causing the collapse. The radical LEFT did this to slow down the movement of the US ( look at the map now) to the RIGHT! The LEFT set up the immigrant workers to be casualties as camouflage for their attack on American Infrastructure! (I made this up!)
What fun David. Your imagination has gone wild and provided me with a lot of entertainment here this evening. Thanks, as usual.
Thanks for this, David. I'm now a Baltimorean and am proud of it. It was a horrible accident that happened.
Brilliant as always.
Thank you, Fitz! You've done it again. Made my day. I read that most of the workers on the bridge at the time were immigrants from Mexico and Central America (8 knocked off the bridge, 2 rescued, 2 bodies found, rest presumed dead). I suppose now the MAGA will say they are the ones who caused the ship to impact the bridge. How sad.