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I whole-heartedly agree with Monica! Your writing is always engaging, informative, insightful and oh so humorous! Thank you for all of it!

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If you make a postor t-shirt of that Wadsack one, let me know. I collected signatures for the (unsuccessful) recall effort, but sure hope we defeat her in Nov.

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Having read through all of "today's written words" by Fitz, Glicksman, or squirrels, I'm ready to state once more: "Thank Heaven that all of MY 'children' had four legs.." Have a great day, gang!

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Yesterday at the pro-abortion rally at Camelback & Scottsdale streets in Scottsdale, a guy walked by and said, "All the people opposing abortion have been born."

I can't figure out from that if he's pro or con!

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During my last said 'exam,' my dear wife requested of the physician, "If you find his brain, would you put it back where it is supposed to be?"

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Your columns always make me laugh but also teach me and inspire me to keep up the good fight. Thank you!

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I had so many colonoscopies that I had a tattoo above my anus saying, "Exit only!"

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Reference your upcoming procedure, I was the first of my siblings to get the scope. The doctor gave me photos, which I scanned and sent to my sister. She put faces on the photos and other stuff and a family tradition started!

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Keep it coming, Fitz. You are both a nice

guy and one of the great talents of my

generation.

Terry Bracy

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My sister has always said she believes in post-birth adoption. I'm sure we. Ould all think of a few candidates.

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I do realize they were doodles and how you find your subject matter - however I must say my amazing neighbor to the south- I will be having nightmares from now until the Orange dies….. as the doodles of him doodling or was it kanoodeling….. I can’t close my eye I can’t fall asleep for fear of having a nightmare of that Big Orange Creep!!!!!

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