The Mug Shot
Memes to go
We’ve all seen the Fulton County Jail mug shot:
It looks like a glossy from “The Apprentice”. Who can resist turning it into a meme? Certainly not me. But first, try taking your own Trumpian mug shot.
To get into the spirit I channeled my reaction to watching the Insurrection by Herr trump’s goons and loons against my beloved nation’s Capitol on January 6, 2020. I thought of the cops who Trump’s ignorant, duped, moronic thugs beat, pummeled and tried to kill and I thought of the dead.
And then I set about having fun, a little satirical therapy, creating memes.
Have you seen this Fulton County Jail mug shot of Trump’s co-conspirators?.
Have you seen this mug shot?
Or this one?
I call this one “Judgement Day”:
Leave your best captions in the comments below:
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Here’s another opportunity for caption fun:
I came up with ten:
If I end up with an angry Black cellmate I hope it’s Kanye.
Putin, answer my calls. Pick up, pick up, pick up.
If you love me Kari you’ll bust me outta here!
Have you seen the food they serve in here?
Ducey, answer my calls. Pick up, pick up, pick up.
I’m going to be late for my next indictment
I could lose my beautiful tan!
What will Melania do without me?
Got to bring up my ratings. Got to bring up my ratings.
Would it surprise people to know I hate orange?
This last meme is my favorite. Sums up the historical impact of this moment with a little perspective, doesn’t it?
Far more signiifciant than Trump’s puerile, pugilistic, practiced pose — a pathetic petty criminal’s attempt to cash in on a disgraceful, shameful mug shot that would chasten, humilate and mortify any sane individual — is this screen grab from the Fulton County Jail regarding a common criminal that was processed like any other American citizen accused of attempting to destroy America:
#2313827 would print it on a coffee mug or a hat to sell but there’s no mug or hat big enough.
Ever onward.
DING DONG THE WITCH HAS BEEN FOUND
The devil went down to Georgia