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A thorough Fizsimmonization of the wily chump.

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GOOD THAT YOU ARE GETTING THIS OFF YOUR CHEST. SUGGEST EXHORTING FOLKS NOT TO VOTE FOR THIRD PARTIES LIKE GREEN, ETC. WILL DRAW VOTES AWAY FROM DEMOCRAT CANDIDATES AND MAKE IT MORE LIKELY THAT A republican CANDIDATE WILL WIN.

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PLEASE SHOUT SOME MORE!

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To kick off the 'the gooder English' week of Republican speak I would strongly suggest that an errant golf shot that goes way off course striking trees, windshields, golfcarts and innocent bystanders alike be relabeled from "a Mulligan" to the currently more appropriate "McCarthy". People will soon learn that when you hear a "McCarthy" shouted out by a member of the Republican Congress - you, excuse me Chris - Donald 'Duck'.

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Brilliant!! Thank you!!!

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You did the goodest teaser of an future's volume of you're blog. My innert speler has been unleashded. Fre at lasted, fre at lasted. Covfefe must be crushed out myrhsilesly. Wee musk remembrer who caussed da panic of a near government shut down this time, and maybee the nex time it comes up...44 days and counting. (Nice shot at Gov'ner Lake, The Great Pretender, by the way.)

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I'm sure it was difficult to spell this wonderfully!

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You're too kind to Trumpublicans, McCarthy especially.

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