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Tell us how you REALLY feel!

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I fear the only solution to this type of behavior is to vote blue, no matter who!

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I am saving my left over but revised "NOPE" sign with the hair until much closer to the election. Semi-cowardly, I admit.

Also, why did you malign moonpies by associating them with your sign thief? They are not as widespread as the MAGAots. Also, did you hear that Trump is bringing back prohibition? He intends to prohibit anything HE damn well pleases, anytime!

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Replace the sign. Lights, motion-detecting floods, camera meet Action. AZ Revised Statutes: theft of personal property valued at under $1K is a misdemeanor. Wouldn't it be delicous schadenfreude to see your drooling knuckle-scraping antediluvian thief getting a personal visit from local law enforcement?

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Fitz, I feel you but what if that neighbor had a Nazi flag flying in his front yard? Wouldn't you have been tempted to tear it down? I would. Maybe when EVERYONE realizes what a dangerous fascist the Toxic Turd is, we'll forego our lib tolerance and meet fire with fire? Mr. Turd, tear down that flag!

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Here in blood-red MAGAland (Cochise County), I don't have the cojones to put up a Biden sign in my yard.

I'd like to live long enough to vote this November.

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Your new sign is even better than the stolen one. Once again you have outdone yourself. Love the tiny mice touch.

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Most excellent, as usual!

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AZ not going for Biden this cycle IF he is even on the ballot. 25th amendment had him in mind.

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David gives Penile County magatroid a brain cramp. ;D

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At the least I have a brain to cramp. Biden, nope.

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On the upside, the theft of the sign inspired you to unleash a great column. Lots of pent up passion!

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I guess it's best to have a supply of lawn signs on hand...or add one more each time one gets stollen?! You could end up with quite a full lawn (if you have grass), sending a very strong message! 😝👏😈

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Oh God that's hilarious! I like the mice bait! Think I'll try it too!

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I had an Obama sign stolen in a Phoenix suburb. Best case scenario, they took it to put up in their own yard.

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Tsk. You insult chimpanzees.

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I’m afraid 😳 it will get uglier! But I’m still willing to display a sign in our yard 👍 and maybe I’ll entice some neighborhood snakes to set up camp.

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ugh, sorry this happened. My flag is proudly going up to celebrate Memorial Day Week-end along with a few Biden/Harris car stickers for my car. I will not be silenced.

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