Hobbs wins the Arizona Budget Bill fight

And I beat up the losers because I lack empathy

The MAGA House Caves on the Budget

Governor Katie Hobbs stood strong throughout the MAGA meltdown, and, with a shutdown looming, Arizona’s House of Representatives caved leaving Hobbs to sign the Bipartisan Budget Bill she hammered out with the Senate a hundred wing nut tantrums ago. Good grief.

Below is exclusive video of the Arizona House of Representatives as they gathered earlier to debate the bill:

In a related story anthropologists found evidence in Arizona that early Paleolithic man worked with tools. A stapler was found in speaker Montenegro's office.

In press releases House Speaker Montenegro is described as a principled conservative leader who “will prioritize fiscal responsibility, safer communities, and stronger families as Speaker.” In the words of Noah, what a load of stinking horse manure flung straight out of the ark. Why is it these double talking artists are the ones who always end up creating bloody budgets that “will prioritize fiscal irresponsibility, unsafe communities, and struggling families” only in hopes of getting reelected by their MAGA-droid base?

House Speaker Steve Montenegro chose to serve Trump, play politics and spread lies rather than spend the session focused on the truly challenging craft of good governance.

What a thought.

I myself have chosen to be equally unproductive by listing possible new names for Arizona’s House of Representatives ( so old-fashioned and much too dignified) now that their daycare has closed for the summer:

Nicknames for Arizona’s House of Representatives:

1. House of Reprehensibles (Too easy. Bet you thought of it, too.)

2. Bunkhouse of Budget-Busting Bunk Believing Bloviating Bastards

3. Grand Canyon State’s Corporate Brothel

4. Cave of Bola-Wearing Malevolent Prickly Pear Gobbling Misers

5. Eloy Mensa Meeting

6. Ringling Brothers, Barnum & Bailey House of Buckaroos for Jesus

7. The Infected Coop

8. Montenegro’s Mud Wallowing Minions

9. Steve’s Palace of Puerile Pet Peeves

10. Trump’s Tool Shed

11. The Freedom Ca-Ca-Caucus

12. Steve’s Rodeo of Budget Busting Bull Shit

13. Mike Lindell’s Cyber Ninja Reform School

14. Arizona’s Hissing Snake pit of Republican Ass Rattles

15. Indiana Montenegro and the Temple of Dumb, Damned and Doomed Budgets

16. Lobbyist’s Golden Corral

17. Maricopa County Nut Hut

18. Phoenix’s Only Q-Anon-arama Indoor Play Area

19. Miser’s Hoedown

20. Confederacy of Neo-Confederate Dunces

Thank you Governor Hobbs.

A budget as good as could have been gotten.