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Not "funny". You are cleverer and better than peole who need to drag graffic sex into their humor.

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Headline I want to see:

ALL NAZIS IN US MYSTERIOUSLY COMBUST AS HARRIS NEARLY SWEEPS ELECTORAL COLLEGE 536-2

[George Lucas sues for copyright infringement]

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A sleep at the deal. Did America just hear Vance say "we're willing to make stuff up" just to get attention.

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Movement to Criminalize Ratty Beards Energized By JD Vance's Latest Photo Op

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Here’s to journalists one day soon deciding that Trump isn’t worthy of the attention he craves.

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Actually truth is stranger than fiction… Good work Fitz.

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'Loved the "bimbo" headline! I'd like to see one about our OTHER "bimbo" ... Kari, dba AZ Loc Ness Monster ... barfing out lies about procedures necessary for womens' health care. This chick is a 'dawg' whose rhetoric is beyond my powers to imagine. She's dancin' the "Bimbo Limbo" --- "How LOW Can You GO!"

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June 14, 1946 the New York Jamaica Hospital reveals the "Concept of a Human" was delivered today.

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