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The 15 School supplies you’ll need if your child is a student in Arizona

The 15 school supplies you’ll need if your child is a student in Arizona:

1. Bulletproof Kevlar helmet with detachable air pods

2. Crayolas

3. Thermos

4. First-aid kit with tourniquet and Ritalin chewables

5. Backpack

6. Narcan

7. Sanitary wipes

8. List of banned books

9. Thumb drive

10. Fentanyl field guide

11. Body cam

12. Kevlar vest with Smart Phone pocket

13. Smartphone with Tom Horne on speed-dial

14. Non-GMO organic Apple for teacher

15. Passport to country that values education