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The 15 School supplies you’ll need if your child is a student in Arizona
The 15 school supplies you’ll need if your child is a student in Arizona:
Bulletproof Kevlar helmet with detachable air pods
Crayolas
Thermos
First-aid kit with tourniquet and Ritalin chewables
Backpack
Narcan
Sanitary wipes
List of banned books
Thumb drive
Fentanyl field guide
Body cam
Kevlar vest with Smart Phone pocket
Smartphone with Tom Horne on speed-dial
Non-GMO organic Apple for teacher
Passport to country that values education
So glad my kidlets are grown and we don't have to deal with this shibai.
Sadly true.