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Iā€™m predicting that 18 minutes in, Trump will erupt against the moderator, declare that the whole thing is rigged, and storm out ā€” assuring that the only topic of discussion afterwards will be Donald Trump.

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Thanks for reviving those classics and I love the bingo. You might have had a square or two about Trump yelling over Biden when his mic is turned off.

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Thanks for a little comic relief, Fitz!

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Here in Amerika we love to be entertained. A sitcom, a game show. a parade, a debate. Content is 2nd tier to our desire for spectacle. Yes, I'll watch it, and I'll watch it because I am part of our problem. I know how easy it is for "agent orange to make a buffoon of himself, and I like a world of others need to see it unfold. I, like a world of others are drawn to the spectacle, when really I need to just leave it alone which would enhance a possibility for it to simply die on the vine. Those such as "the don" and kindred's such as joe ourpiehole, and careless lake <( oh, did I get the spelling wrong ? I think not.) should never have climbed down from their bar stools. But they have, dragging their 50 word vocabulary, and attitudes along with them. In a world of 25 word sound bites a 50 word vocabulary is more than ample for creating spectacle. aka. Dr. K.

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I actually watched the first televised debate between Nixon and Kennedy in 1960 when I was nine. I think that the only one I've watched since was just after the Access Hollywood tapes were released to see how Trump would handle that, though I had to turn it off pretty quickly before I threw something at the TV. They are a waste of time for me since I already know who I will be voting for long before they happen, but they are still more interesting than the State of the Union messages. I may watch this week just to see how well Biden holds up, though unless he collapses into a coma, he'll get my vote. And maybe even if he is in one because he'd still be better than the alternative (or alternatives if you want to consider the other candidates, which I try not to).

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ā—ļøBINGOā—ļø As ever, David FitzS, our inky yet brilliant, Undebatable AZ Progressive Voiceā£ļø

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Iā€™m already laughing and the show hasnā€™t even begun! And why donā€™t we have real debates on real issues? Guess you need two well informed people and only having one who actually knows the issues isnā€™t going to work. Entertaining Iā€™m sure so Iā€™ll have my popcorn ready!

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Spot on Fitz! I'll be re-reading this a few more times before tomorrow's can't-miss event! However, as a former debater and debate coach, I don't think we'll see what amounts to a "debate" given this format. What we will witness is a man who opens his mouth to twist words into sentences or phrases we can't understand. And the nonverbal cues including facial expressions, gestures and movement? That will be worth watching.

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lol. Lol .. good ones ! Especially liked the debate bingo card !šŸ˜…ā€¦

Made my day, now i can go get that root canal done in a good mood !

Erika

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Canā€™t wait to see what you do with the actual show tomorrow!

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I love them all!

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Loved the last one, especially. Thanks for a bit of amusement after a hard-to-watch evening!

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I like the bingo idea....I may be less offended by some of the things said if I'm seeing it as a game of chance.

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I was at that Gifford & Kelly debate, too. Kelly was indeed a preview of coming attractions.

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