Bills Arizona Governor Hobbs will veto

Sending a message to lawmakers who sponsor doomed bills to send a message to the Governor

While the legislature is on vacation Governor Hobbs has been listing bills she will veto:

Hb1233. The Governor of Arizona shall be prohibited from vetoing legislation.

Vetoed.

Hb1234. Do you even read our legislation?

Vetoed. Next.

Sb1279. All Satanic displays shall be prohibited on public property. Go ahead, veto this one. We know you are a Hell-bound liberal atheist who hates Jesus and serves Satan.

Vetoed. Next.

Sb1280. Evangelical Christianity is the designated official religion of Arizona. Bam. There it is. We said it. Veto that. Harlot.

Vetoed.

Sb1281. Be it enacted by the Legislature of the State of Arizona: Every third Sunday of the month shall be a day of statewide Prayer in all Houses of Worship for Governor Hobbs to die and got to Hell.

Sb1177. Be it enacted on July 4th, 2024, the counties of Gila, Pinal, Mohave, Yavapai, Yuma and Cochise shall form a Christian Nationalist confederacy, secede from Arizona, establish Bullhead City as the Capitol of the Confederacy and inaugurate Kari Lake the Governor of the Confederate States of Marazona. Go ahead! Come and get us! Veto freedom! Witch.

Vetoed.

Sb1281. Any member of the Governor’s staff who hides the Governor’s official “VETO” stamp will be immune from prosecution for malicious theft.

Vetoed.

Sb1281. Any member of the Governor’s staff who tosses the Governor’s official “VETO” stamp into a wood chipper will be immune from prosecution for malicious theft and destruction of state property.

Vetoed.

Hb0001-1776 The House and Senate may override the Governor's veto by clicking membership’s heels together three times and repeating the phrase “There’s no place like real America. There’s no place like real America. There’s no place like real America.”

Vetoed. Vetoed. And vetoed.

Sb223212. Be it enacted by the Legislature of the State of Arizona: The Attorney General of the Great State of Arizona shall knock it off with all of her investigating of Republican so-called “Fake Electors”and instead look into the Marxist pedophiles working for Joe Biden who are behind these alien abductions in Apache Junction we never hear about.

Vetoed.

SR232345. Be it enacted by the Legislature of the State of Arizona: Any citizen heard referring to the Arizona Legislature as a daycare for feral infants, an insane asylum, a nut house for nitwits, a coop for nincompoops, a loon hatchery, a crackpot corral, a wing nut hut, a zoo for loose screws or a waste of tax dollars shall be doxxed by our online supporters, attacked with pitchforks and bear spray and surrounded and hounded by men in ski masks with AR-15s.

Forwarded to the State Attorney General’s Office and the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Dusted for prints. And vetoed.

Hb2345. Martin Luther King day shall henceforth be known as Donald Trump day, the speaking of Spanish will be forbidden in all public spaces and Arizona’s new official motto will be “Make Arizona Great Again”. And be it resolved, any Governor, who vetoes this bill hates America.

Vetoed.