Why "Project Blue" makes us nervous

Anxious over Amazon's mega-data mega-center in adobeville

10 pitches Amazon made that make Pima County nervous about “Project Blue”

1. When water becomes an issue simply ask Alexa to play “rain”

2. Jeff Bezos vows to find Tucson on Google Maps “if this ‘Project Blue’ deal goes through”

3. Bezos offers to sponsor local “Day of the Dead Small Retailer” Procession

4. Promise of “Free shipping!” for all T.E.P. electricity

5. Amazon notifies Pima County Board of Supervisors order of 5,000,000,000 shade sails for Tucson arriving Wednesday.

6. Free delivery tomorrow, or free delivery overnight 4 AM - 8 AM, of whatever is in the cart of all Amazon customers who vote in favor of Project Blue within 8 hrs 7 minutes

7. Water needs of data centers to be met by using the recycled urine of catheterized Amazon workers.

8. Wait until you read the Washington Post editorial dissing the data about the impact of data centers on climate change!

9. What if everyone in the Old Pueblo got one free kindle and a ride down the Santa Cruz River on Jeff’s fabulous yacht?

10. Ask “Alexa” and she’ll tell you, “I’m sorry I don’t know about any ‘Project Blue’ in Pima County. I did find a 2022 Swedish adult sci-fi film titled ‘Project Blue’ starring Inga Fiji. Its available for streaming on Prime. Would you like me to stream it on another device?”