Who will replace Tucker Carlson?
Rupert Murdoch's short list
Who can possibly replace Tucker Carlson? Who?
Kari Lake. She’s tanned, rested, ready and delusional
Vladimir Putin
A soft silicone dildo with a bow tie
Pinocchio marionette with Hitler’s DNA
Maria Bartaromo: She’s a proven anchor and a proven liar
A John Deere heavy-duty manure spreader with a heavy-duty paddle beater assembly
Tasmanian Devil
Trump
The Joker
The Penguin
A sock puppet
Sidney Powell
Ted Nugent with his finger in an electrical socket
A puppy with a perpetually perplexed expression that’s “studio trained”
Sarah Palin
A pail of nails
Rudy Giuliani. Because he already has a sponsor: Four Seasons Landscaping
Steve Bannon and Herschel Walker in a hot tub
A Rush Lim-bot
Alex Jones hanging upside down over a shark tank
A sword swallower I met yesterday in Patagonia.
Don't forget Mark Finchem. He has a cowboy hat.