David Fitzsimmons: Arizona's Progressive Voice

David Fitzsimmons: Arizona's Progressive Voice

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Where will the University of Arizona make "draconian cuts"?

Where will the University of Arizona make "draconian cuts"?

My thoughts on how to offset $250,000,000.00 budget "miscalculation"

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Nov 16, 2023
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I have given the University of Arizona’s budget crisis a lot of thought. Here are just twelve answers I have come up with.

  1. Change name of “Flandrau Planetarium” to “Carl Sagan Planetarium” and raise admission fee to “billions and billions” of dollars, one dollar for every star.

  2. Sporting event attendees must tip Cheerleaders.

  3. Retain every athletic program…

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