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Jude Johnson's avatar

AKA define "Libertarian"...

"Ja sure I voted for him. He promised to lower the prices on sauerkraut undt schnitzel. Who knew he would actually do that crazy schtuff?"

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Joanne Sorenson's avatar

Funny and sad. I have those Hitler people in my neighborhood

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Mark Warnken's avatar

Scarily funny!!!

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Brad Holland's avatar

Fucking brilliant! “How could we have known!?!?”

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Cat Trimble's avatar

I was just po’d because my neighbor’s dog barks too much. At least Hitler didn’t do that.

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Betsy Bolding's avatar

Ha Ha!!

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Mary Ganapol's avatar

In 2005 in a hip neighborhood in Knoxville, I was part of a trash cleanup brigade prior to a marathon that was scheduled for the following weekend. We had an impromptu contest on who would pick up the most interesting trash. I won: I found a porn VHS tape still in the box from a local video store called “Even Hitler had a Girlfriend”.

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Deborah solleveld's avatar

Ah but he murdered her

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Chris Holmes's avatar

Wunderbar! Vielen danken, Herr Fitzen!

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Larry Prugh's avatar

Ja Vol!!! No wait, Ach No!! I spent seven years in Germany, four in Munich...this column awakened something in me...Uh OH!!!

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Terri's avatar

JA!😂😂😂😂

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