Trump looms over Hollywood

In a rubber Godzilla suit that smells terrible inside

When it comes to issues related to the Hollywood Media Deep State President Trump has three rogue giants in the industry serving as his ad hoc team of advisors. President Trump relies upon these titans for their insight, their wisdom, and their plastic surgery and styling tips: John Voight, Sylvester Stallone, and Mel “Who smells an anti-semite?” Gibson.

The President hand-selected this magnificent cast of “Dim, Dumb, and who could be any Damned Dumber” to be his stellar sages, his ambassadors to cinema city, three great American celebrities who could easily exit “Jeopardy” without winning a dime.

“Red Dawn Granddad”, “Muttering Rambo” and “Mad Max the Mullet” proved their immense value to the nation this week when one from their own think tank, John Voight, the star of “Midnight Cowboy”, gave our President Dexter a gem of an idea for winning tinsel town.

Yes, Donald Trump got the idea for tariffs on foreign films from the well-known eminent authority on cinema and international economics, Jon Voight.

Where does he find these Einsteins? Did he post an ad in “Motion Picture Moron Magazine”?

He’s waiting to hear what P Diddy has to say on the subject.

Jon Voight had other ideas to share:

• Attack Burbank

• Kill Tom Hanks

• Nationalize Industrial Light & Magic

• Make “Rambo XXIV”

• Drive all the Reds off Santa Monica Pier

At this point we will not discuss this subject further. There’s no point. However, if I can’t afford to see “Kung Fu Panda VII” when it comes out in two years, then I’ll riot inside my concentration-reeducation-relocation camp for better movie night choices.