Therapeutic fantasy

fiction ripped from the headlines as our nation flounders

Prologue: The Trump administration is forcing out a number of FBI agents who investigated President Trump. In addition, FBI officials in charge of the Washington, D.C., Miami, Seattle, New Orleans and Las Vegas field offices were forced out.

In Washington hundreds of FBI agents are instructed to resign and vacate their offices inside the Hoover Building the next day. The Hoover Building stands directly across from the Justice Department where many prosecutors were just forced out.

Next Day-12 noon-White House

Mr. President, we’re getting reports from Attorney General Bondi that scuffles have broken out at the Department of Justice over prosecutors who have returned demanding their personal items.

What a joke! Get them out of there.

And an undetermined number of FBI agents have refused to vacate their offices inside the Hoover building.

What?

There’s quite a commotion on Pennsylvania Avenue, sir. They appear to be barricading the entryways with their desks and other furniture…they’re sending civilians out of the building. Some sympathetic agents have joined the renegades inside. They're coming from all over, sir

What are they doing?

Looks like they’re defying your orders, sir.

What’s the response, J.D.?

D.C. Police have the building surrounded, sir. We are negotiating with an unidentified agent in the building.

The D.C. Police? What a joke. Nothing but DEI hires who hate America. Where are my Proud Boys? They’ll take care of this. Get me this agent’s name and everything you got on him. We’ll destroy him online. He’s a doxxed dead man.

Shots were fired moments ago, sir. Seven men identified as “Proud Boys”, firing semi-automatic weapons, charged the entrance. Seven were killed instantly. Nearly every agent in that building is a trained marksman.

Best tell them to stand down, sir.

Never. Tell them to fight! Fight! Fight! This is going to make me late to autograph Trump collectible beer steins.

Sir, we should move to the situation room. Vance is still here, Patel is joining us and Attorney General Bondi, she’s over at Justice, on the line. Secretary of Defense Hegseth is on the ground with a Special Ops Team on its way from DOD. Sir?

What?

You’re in charge, sir. Sir, what’s that smell?

I don’t smell a thing.

Sir, this just in from Congress: Senate Democrats are boycotting the vote in the full Senate for Vought’s nomination.

Mr.2025! My man! They can’t do that-

Mitch did the same thing to the Democrats back in-

12:05 The Situation Room

Excuse me, Mr. President, we are getting reports on the ground that thousands of people are marching into downtown D.C. and converging on the street between Justice and the Hoover Building. The crowds are overwhelming local law enforcement. They are surrounding the building, gathering between the FBI renegades and law enforcement. They appear sympathetic to the FBI agents.

Get me, Pete. Now. I’ll show them whose country this is. Hegseth! What is going on down there? Listen, Hegseth, They could be ISIS agents for all we know. AntiFa traitors. Get rid of them and clear those Deep State losers out of my FBI building! I want my own handpicked FBI agents in there by sundown.

Mr. President, I’m on the line with the Joint Cheifs. I just ordered DOD to send an overwhelming force of Special Ops men including a unit of Rangers, Green Berets and Snipers into the area.

Good.

Sir.

What?

Hegseth, here. We’ve got a situation here, sir.

Now what?

The Joint Chiefs are refusing my order to engage the individuals barricaded inside the FBI Building, sir. They refuse to engage Americans on American soil, sir.

Tell them I’ll grant them all pardons.

They are turning their backs on me, sir.

I wish I had Hitler’s generals! What kind of treasonous horse shit is this? They’ll pay for disobeying me. Every last one. Take names, Hegseth.

Mr. President. It’s heating up on Pennsylvania Avenue.

J.D., is that gunfire I hear? You know I have fantastic hearing. J.D.! Turn on all the TVs. Who is that news reporter? Turn it up.

“Thanks, Jake. As clear as I can tell from scanning this manifesto-if that’s what you want to call it-the renegade FBI agents inside the building behind me refuse to surrender-quote-the FBI and the DOJ into the hands of individuals- they call highly unqualified partisan loyalists to the President of the United States who, you know, Jake, has said-on the record- he intends to weaponize the Department of Justice and the FBI to-quote-Go after his enemies.” And here is some video we just received from an agent inside the building.

Change the channel.

It’s on all of them except Fox, sir.

“-his corrupt regime. This attack on our Constitution will not stand. We will not surrender our agency nation to an authoritarian coup. We will remain here-”

Turn it off! Get all my networks on the phone. What network is giving those scum airtime? See to it those reporters never work again! Who is that FBI agent? I want him shot! Executed! Deep State Agents are everywhere. Everywhere. We’re going to need bigger camps than Guantanamo!

Trump hears the thousands of protestors packingthe short distance from his White House to the FBI building chanting “The FBI will not be Trump’s Gestapo! The FBI will not be Trump’s Gestapo.” Even Fox is airing it now. A group of Proud Boys aping Musk’s Nazi salute are quickly overwhelmed by the crowd, severely beaten and set ablaze with their own tiki torches. Canisters of tear gas arc over the chaos and into the FBI building and are immediately tossed back out and down into the chaos below.

Mr. President!

I can see what’s happening. Who’s using tear gas? Who’s taking actions without my orders?

I’m on it, sir.

J.D., How secure is that building?

Sir, the FBI building is aging and lacks adequate security features, such as intrusion detection, ballistic protection, and RF shielding. The building has three floors below-ground, and an underground parking garage.

Cut the bullshit, Vance. Is the building secure?

No, sir. It’s old.

Our Secret Service reports that renegade FBI agents have taken up defensive positions in the garage, all the entryways and their snipers are on the rooftop.

I want some muscle on the ground to blast those Deep State scumbags out of there. Find me a National Guard unit with tanks that will obey this President of these United States. I want some muscle on the ground. Now.

What are you doing?

Going out there. Inform Secret Service to stay out of my way. I’m going to stand on one of those tanks and give them the order. This will be the video of the century and I’m going to be the star.