When the time comes and construction is finished, it will be interesting to see if any of these cowards actually had balls… Personally I doubt it. That being the case, I hope they burn the whole damn atrocity to the ground and restore the East Wing…
Have some decency Fitz. Could you at least have waited to post this until after we had breakfast? Thank you for your kind attention to this matter. Covfefe.
Oh my! You are brilliant. Thanks for giving me a much needed LAUGH OUT LOUD. Truth
When the time comes and construction is finished, it will be interesting to see if any of these cowards actually had balls… Personally I doubt it. That being the case, I hope they burn the whole damn atrocity to the ground and restore the East Wing…
A cojones classic.
Have some decency Fitz. Could you at least have waited to post this until after we had breakfast? Thank you for your kind attention to this matter. Covfefe.
Dear lord, David. You have really outdone yourself with this particular column. Keep up the good work.
Next time you're at the White House, do NOT order the prairie oysters!
Will there also be a golden escalator?
lol
Brilliant! But I thought you wrote satire, not journalistic reporting?
Coming soon, On the menu in the Ballroom: Tonight's special: Mountain Oysters