The President's Staff and Cabinet picks

Here's the complete list complied by the nominee

Cabinet

1. Vladimir Putin

2. Bozo the clown least likely to bring up the 25th Amendment

3. Marco Rubio

4. Robert Kennedy Jr.

5. Matt Gaetz

6. Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS

7. Jabba the Hutt

8. Kristi Noem

9. Adolph Eichmann’s head in a jar

10. Ming the Merciless

11. Herr Stephen Miller

12. Goebbels ashes

13. Tulsi Gabbard with a scabbard

14. Pete Hegseth Action Figure

15. Elise Stefanik aka “the brake cutter’s mechanic”

Backup Cabinet nominees

1. Blackbeard the Pirate

2. A signed glossy of Ted Knight

3. The Ronco Slice ‘n’ Dice Guy

4. Carrot Top

5. Reverend Jim Bakker

6. Tucker

Non-Cabinet advisory roles

1. Lex Luthor

2. Vladimir Putin

3. Bane

4. “Voices in my head”

5. The Penguin

6. Uncle Fester

7. Hannibal Lecter

8. Roy Cohn’s exhumed corpse

All of this is subject to change, depending on Senate approval.