Journalists said that Health Secretary RFK Jr. faced a “Barrage of questions” in his recent Senate hearing. If I were a Senator this would have been my “Barrage of questions”:
Secretary Kennedy, is that man wearing the straw skirt seated next to you your witch doctor?
When making snake oil do your medical experts recommend using bat pus or weasel urine and do you substitute your own urine for weasel urine?
Which of the “Seven Dwarves” are you? Looney, Dopey or Raspy?
Is it true you said the most amazing advance in modern medicine was the invention of “X-Ray Specs” pioneered by Archie McPhee?
Did you say “For good health I down a ‘Donald Trump Semen and Lickspittle’ smoothie every day”?
Did you once say, “Dr.Oz cured Dorothy’s dog ‘Toto’ of the ‘yips’ ”?
To which brain worm am I speaking?
Precisely what is that voodoo that you do so well?
Is it true your agency has brought more quacks together in one place than an AFLAC reunion?
Is it true you have a tattoo across your shoulders which reads ‘Public Health Enemy Number One’ ”?
11. What should I do about my case of the rockin pneumonia and the boogie woogie flu?
In my mind He will forever be known as "RASPY"!!!