Random thoughts from Mr. Sunshine

Did you see Trump’s prime time address on elections? Listening to Trump warn us about election fraud is like listening to Epstein lecturing us about pedophiles.

What hilarity! This is the apricot toad whose political career is based on false claims. Did he succeed in casting his feculent spell over FOX viewers? Will his “evidence” lead to prosecutions?

Did he fail?

Is voter fraud nearly non-existent? Hell, yes.

Is this a distraction from the war he totally fucked up? Double Hell, yes.

Will Democrats crush America’s Neo-nazi Party this November? Triple Hell, yes.

When I was a kid if you cheated you couldn’t play with us ever again. Too much to ask of today’s political system I guess.

When I hear folks calling for impeachment and prosecutions of Trump’s political enablers I am tempted to be greedy. How about investigating a few hundred grifting Mega-church MAGA Pastors with a reinvigorated IRS.

MAGA wants the wall of separation down? So be it. Kiss that tax free life goodby, thou pulpit politicizing parasites.

Watching Democratic Senators hammer Todd Blanch was a joyous treat. Oh, to see a servile Trumpist getting reamed on national TV to his smug face. Trump is watching this. We know because of the diaper delivery trucks racing to the White House. Sirens on and cherries flashing.

Seen the plans for Marana’s Data Centers? Lovely architecture. What would you call it? Is it Dystopian Classicism or Post-Apocalyptic Neo-Brutalism? Is it Big Box Revivalism updated with a Soul Draining Motif? On 2nd thought I think it's just one more cookie cutter example of Geek Revival Post-Futurist Blight with a Neo-Toxic presence.

The clarity of Georgia Senator Ossoff’s language dazzled me : "We understand the president may be threatening to declare sitting senators illegitimate. If that's the course of action he pursues, he's calling GA voters illegitimate...a committed lifelong racist, he was humiliated that it was Black voters in Georgia who were instrumental in his defeat."

Ossoff swiftly and deftly humiliated Trump’s unintelligent Intelligence nominee. Like a verbal samurai.

Such a man is a threat to Donald Trump.

How is Trump’s war going? Oops. We hit a children’s hospital. Sorry to remind anyone our tax dollars are killing innocent children. Did you know bombing civilian infrastructure is a war crime? If you didn't know that you may have what it takes to serve into today's military. And after your court martial or dishonorable discharge, you can serve in today's ICE. Where you can kill adults in front of their children.

God bless America.

I was a bit surprised to learn California, a blue state, has two large ICE concentration camps. But then I realized For Profit Private Prison corporations are only trying to earn income by providing an essential service. They believe in the liberating power of hard work. That's why their credo is "Arbeit Macht Frei". So far the only ovens in these camps are still in the kitchens.

SpaceX stock isn’t doing well. Nerts. And I sold my house to buy a few shares. I’ve always been savvy that way. I also bought a share of Volkswagen stock when Hitler introduced the first Volks Wagen.

I bought SpaceX with money from my sale of Hugo Boss stock I bought when I heard Hugo had designed the Nazi’s SS uniforms.

Is Tiki Torch stock still good? Any fellow investors know who makes Satan’s pitchforks?

I am blown away by the persistence of the brave Epstein survivors calling on Congress to send Blanch the Pedo Protector straight to his disbarment by the New York State Bar.

And by the many outraged Congressional tenacious pit bulls like New Mexico’s Rep. Melanie Stansbury, who called this Administration’s Epstein tap dance the largest criminal cover-up in American history.

Believe the survivors. Listen to them, Congress. Don’t let the MAGA maggots abuse them again by treating them like buzzing pests.

The Rapist-in-Chief FINALLY paid nearly $6million to E. Jean Carroll. Once upon a time, posted a wag, this would have been all over the news for days.

Ah. The good old days when a serial rapist could never be President. Maybe Kingpin of his cell block. The only news you would've heard then would have been about a prison death. And detailed descriptions about the broomstick.

According to Reuters Apple Intelligence AI just registered with China’s cyberspace regulator. When in Rome behave like a Roman.Remember when imperial powers raided undeveloped nations to set up plantations? It's our turn! Where in China will China’s Apple plantation be?

Here is the rule: After every fatal shooting Trump orders ICE to suspend their vehicle stops. Until the blood is mopped up, ICE's killers are protected and the crime scene has been trashed and the yellow tape tossed. Then back at it. Repeat.

A Nicholas Grossman posted some facts yesterday pointing out Trump’s WAR OF CHOICE ( My old man caps) will cause big, prolonged economic problems in the years ahead.

Such facts are like a drone, or two, or three thousand drones, "modifying" oil refineries. They can hurt. But not to worry, Trump is at the helm of our great American dinghy.

It was once a battleship.

Today it is a dinghy. Out of gas. With no tiller.

I saw a commentator note “the whole goal of the mainstream media since 2015 is to gaslight us on what Trump says and does.” What? I thought the media’s goal was to thoughtfully hide horrifying images of war and carnage from Gaza and the Gulf to keep us from feeling blue.

Some think it’s wrong for the media to keep giving proven liars like the Director of the National Economic Council Kevin Hassett a platform. Hey!It's not a crime for elected officials to lie. It's a mandatory requirement. I also think they should still face mandatory firings squads once they leave public life.

And that's no lie.

As for Blanch I am astonished Trump would nominate an unqualified nominee with a damning paper trail. I am equally astonished to see birds flying and fish swimming.

A wag suggested “You will soon be able to use coins with Trump's kisser on them to try to buy the gas and groceries you can't afford.” What a whiner. They have many uses! I think the Official Trump Butt Plugs are super Cool. Which side faces out and which side faces your colon's interior?

Trump Butt Plugs seen from above

Is is black and white? When Senator Klobuchar asked nominee Blanch, “Do you agree that it's unacceptable for federal agents to forcibly enter someone's home without a warrant and drag them onto the street without checking that they even have the right person?” he replied, “Well, it depends on the circumstances. It's not a black and white answer". So true! It's not a black and white question either. For MAGA's immigrant haters it's simply a brown and white question.

We all know Trump cares deeply about election fraud, stolen votes and rigged ballots. I can’t stop seeing Trump dressed like Julie Andrews in “The Sound of Music” singing “These are a few of my favorite things.”

Of course it’s an XXXL costume with a thick granny panty liner. And he’s not allowed near ANY of the little girls.

On Wednesday, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth announced a program to test testosterone levels in troops. On Monday, he announced a new task force to prosecute “leakers” who I assume he will have tested for bladder control.