The Top Ten Benefits of Slavery To Trumpism:
You don’t have to think
Everything is the fault of woke Marxist pedophiles with Jewish Space Lasers controlled by George Soros, Joe Biden and the Deep State
Constant flow of Trump merchandise
Easy payments
You’ll make the “Old South” great again
Rallies
Hats!
No masks ever
You’ll learn useful skills online at Trump University
See No.1
And you can lie about anything and everything.
Don't forget about getting lots of corrupt attorneys off the streets...