The only Trump stories I will bother to read from this day forward
From here on out I'm done with the drip, drip, drip, drip, drip...
I am done following every twist and turn in the Trump saga, sick of hearing his name and seeing his face after more than twenty years from ‘The Apprentice” to “Home Alone 2” to the Insurrection to every damned Court Appearance and every appeal and every incoherent babbling campaign rally.
There are only ten headlines that will remotely catch my attention in the coming years. Here they are:
Any other headlines, please don’t share them with me.
I only want to see the perp walk and the jail doors slam shut and read how he’s doing in the geriatric ward of some cushy Federal Prison or in exile in Russia where he can host “Das Apprentice” until he’s laying in state in the wall next to Lenin near his hero Stalin.
And this goes for my dear wife who loves to read the morning paper over breakfast with me. No more daily reports. I don’t want to hear which legal maze the rat is in today.
All I know is I will work and I will vote to insure these are the headlines I will see before I pass from this life.
For America.
For liberty.
For our children.
And for sheer elation and joy.
Oh please Fitz, don't stop poking at the Orange One and you need to read the headlines and watch snippets of news to do that. You make us laugh when we open the paper and want to cry. I suggest you ask your pletora of readers to add their headlines. I shall offer.... Melania Trump and Hunter Biden elope: buy a sled dog business in Canada. Trump refused membership in the J6 prison choir. Go ahead...let your imaginations run wild.
David, I sure have missed you in our Arizona Daily Star and after reading a few of your posts, I remember why. You have a way of saying exactly what I want to say in just the right way. I am with you! I am so very tired of see this buffoon getting away with what NOONE else in this country would get away with. Thank you!