Here’s to Memorial Day. The day we honor our fellow veterans, right?
That’s Veterans Day. That’s when we honor the living. Order another round. I’ll feed the jukebox.
You wouldn’t have survived the shit without me, man. Remember when you lost your helmet and we were out in country and-
I remember. Today I’d like to forget it.
Sorry.
Where were we? Oh, yeah. A toast. On this Memorial Day… the day we honor America’s war dead..we salute our fallen. Hua.
Hua. What do you think of the idea of a military parade to honor President Trump on his birthday?
He wants tanks.
The tanks of a grateful nation.
That joke hurt. Are you going to do commentary for the parade?
Why not? …And here comes the “Snoopy versus the Red Baron” helium float from the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. Look at the smile on the president’s face. He appears to be calling an aide to his side.
Miller!
Yes, Mr. President
Take this down. Memo to Hegseth: I’m going to pressure Macy’s for a fleet of gold Snoopy dirigibles. Do not discuss on Snapchat.
Is Trump smart enough to avoid asking his Generals to follow a presidential order that is unconstitutional? Like firing on U.S. citizens?
Let me summarize it for you. Is Trump smart enough to avoid doing something stupid?
No, he isn’t.
So, it’s just a question of when.
It’d be a heartbreaking shame for any American soldier to fire on any American citizen within our borders.
Why?
Today we are remembering those brothers and sisters who died protecting and defending our right to due process. To habeas corpus. To the rule of law. They didn’t give their lives so a felon could usurp the Constitution.
Sir, yes, sir. Ready for another pour?
How about some pool? As for Corporal Bone Spurs’ parade I’m not watching it.
I thought you’d go in person.
Very funny. Naw. I got my ass shot in Vietnam and I still hve a limp and if you recall Corporal Bone Spurs doesn’t think the American poeple want to see us wounded vets. So I won’t be there to spoil his party.
On that day I’m going with some of my veteran buddies to the rally protesting the president’s cuts to the VA.
Mind if I join you, old man?
Proud to lead you into battle. Hua.
Semper Fi.
Another round?
Hell, yeah. We got a lot of comrades to salute.
Thanks David! This Vietnam veteran wishes never again to hear the "Have a happy Memorial Day"... the equivalent of "have a happy funeral", or see another "Memorial Day washer-Dryer sale or hot dogs on the grill memes . Save those thoughts for Veterans Day, where they will be gratefully appreciated. Cheers my friend! (RVN, Medic, 69-70")
Yeah… What if he gave a parade and nobody came?