Kari history, headline by headline
A deep dive into the Lake
CANDIDATE LAKE TO DECLARE ELECTION FAIR IF SHE WINS, RIGGED IF SHE LOSES KARI LAKE BACKS, REJECTS, BACKS, REJECTS, NO...BACKS, NO, WAIT! REJECTS! NO, WAIT, BACKS ARIZONA ABORTION BAN Kari Lake Declares Arizona Voters Know, Don’t Know, Do Know, Never Knew, Actually Know Bullshit When They See It FORMER FOX ANCHOR KARI LAKE ANCHOR AROUND NECK OF DROWNING ARIZONA GOP ELEPHANT Supreme Court declines to hear Lake voting machine lawsuit, Court rules it knows "Bullshit" when they see it Court declines to hear Lake request to ban Electronic Voting Machines, Fluoride, Chem-trails, 5g, Mondays and Windmills KARI LAKE, FINCHEM DUO PERFORM "ELECTION WINNERS" COMEDY TOUR OF ARIZONA COURTROOMS Kari Lake, Mark Finchem cancel Comedy Tour, Duo heckled, booed off stage by State Judges LAKE LAUNCHES SENATE CAMPAIGN WITHOUT CONCEDING GOVERNOR'S RACE LOSS, HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT BODY VICE PRESIDENT RACE LOSS, COUNTY SPELLING BEE LOSS, KINDERGARTEN RELAY RACE LOSS Lake encourages Arizona Sheriffs to enforce Abortion Ban at same time Democrats of Arizona encourage Arizona voters to ban Lake. KARI LAKE CONCEDES LIABILITY IN DEFAMATION LAWSUIT, CLAIMS VICTORY FOR PERSECUTED DELUSIONALS EVERYWHERE Kari Lake, disser of McCain Wing of AZ RNC now pleading for support, Unveils 2024 slogan" Just Kidding, Bitches!” Lake, who called on MAGA Arizonans to put on "armor of God, strap on Glock", "misheard", called on Arizonans "to strap on clock. With time, date set to 1864"
It is impossible to do a deep dive into such a shallow Lake. When your only genuine principle is "I want to be elected to something and therefore in a spotlight!" we have a classic example with Kari. Can we do a crowdfunding for a bus ticket to Mar-A-Lago, one way? She can campaign from there and nothing would probably change her vote total here in Arizona. Maybe she should run for governor of South Dakota? There may be an opening there soon since people now know what happened to the Cricket and the goat. Also, since when did gravel pits become open graves Fraulein Noem?
Your thoughts are priceless yet again, dear sir. Thank you it is funny, not funny. Oh yes, funny.