“Kamala! It's true! It's true! The polls have made it clear!"

Sung to the tune of “Camelot”

“Kamala" Sung to the tune of “Camelot”

It's true! It's true! The polls have made it clear.

This will be our party’s winning year.

The call went forth from Joe a few weeks ago here.

To pass the torch, to give someone young a shot.

And now we’ve got our winner here,

In Kamala!

The voting will be intense come November.

She’s tying Trump and MAGA into knots.

We’ll fight, we’ll win and we will never surrender,

With Kamala.

Kamala! Kamala!

I know it sounds a bit bizarre,

But with Kamala, Kamala,

She’s America’s rising star.

Poor Trump’s polling numbers are going down, down, down.

Their lead, their MAGA mojos all but disappeared.

In short, there's simply not,

A candidate more hot,

For all Americans to support and cheer

Than Kamala!

Kamala! Kamala!

We know she gives old Donald pause,

For with Kamala, Kamala!

No one’s above the law.

The right will not survive the coming landslide.

By 10 p.m. results will be clear.

In short, there's simply not

A candidate more hot

For winning the White House in ‘24

Than Kam-a-laaaaaaaaaa!

(Repeat until November)