Here are the honest headlines I won't see
...anywhere but here
The honest headlines that come to me when I’m daydreaming on a morning walk.
Some honest headlines I fantasize about seeing regard the distant future. Trouble is where will headlines appear in the non-existent newspapers of the near future?
Writing headlines allows me to foresee the unforeseen. What favors will Putin do for Trump in the future? What will become of our blue village? No one can imagine Trump living much longer with his health. What will a Vance Presidency mean for us?
Life will go on. Except for those who suffer. Those in comfort must bear witness and remain true to their values. The moral arc of the universe has not stopped bending.
Can we make Baja Arizona a reality? I love Tucson but don't want to be in America anymore. Can we be a soveriegn city-state like Singapore? Can I leave America while staying in Tucson? I wish.
Global community issues shock joint statement: "THE ENTIRE WORLD IS TOTALLY FREAKED OUT BY YOUR COUNTRY RIGHT NOW. WHAT
THE FK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
My friends are already asking.