Headlines from the debate seen 'round the World
Harris crushes the little man
Here are my twenty-one favorite headlines.
Harris debate with Trump proves “scatter brained men too hysterical and emotional" to "handle job like Presidency"
Boeing announces we have "concept of a plan” to bring stranded astronauts home
FOX NEWS CLAIMS ADULT CHILD OF IMMIGRANTS SEEN EATING OLD MAN ALIVE ON NATIONAL TV
RFK, Jr. exits Trump Campaign, "He’s nuts. Cats and dogs are as delicious as whale heads.”
“Still Undecided Voters” Dumb as Box of Hammers used by Trump Thugs to Attack Political Foes
TRUMP SPANKED SO HARD BY KAMALA LINDSEY GRAHAM'S HEAD EXTRACTED AFTER 6-HOUR EMERGENCY SURGERY
Trump Fact Checked: No One “Executing” Babies save for
Woman on Debate Stage Who Killed Elderly Orange Infant
Taylor Swift’s endorsement of Harris post gets 8-million
likes and counting, Trump rails, demands "likes" recountTrump brings prop to debate, penalized for Racist Dog Whistle
J.D. Vance chastises Trump for screwing up "My shot at White House" with “weird” performance
Trump’s detached head returns to Parallel Universe Triumphant
All of America reports recognizing long lost
"Elderly unhinged uncle", subject of Silver Alert,
ranting on stage in debate with Kamala Harris
Harris gets under Trump’s skin or whatever
substance is on surface of Trump’s skull Donald Trump announces “no more debates” until hook removed and bait he swallowed passes
Trump abandons logic, reason, plan, Ukraine, staff, campaign...
TRUMP TERRIFIED OF EYE CONTACT WITH KAMALA HARRIS AFTER J.D. VANCE WARNS OF MYSTERIOUS FORCE CALLED "MOJO"
Hannibal Lecter issues jail cell statement confirming Putin would eat Trump for lunch "with fava beans"
Nation throws paper towels at Florida man drowning in own Bullshit
Former President Trump learns how to pronounce opponent’s name correctly "hard way" in front of global audience
I LOVED every moment of "it." I can't argue with too many of these "beyond wacky" FITZ headlines (but, considering the source, what else would they BE, right?). I stayed up too late listening to commentary AFTER the event, and got the silly giggles over news of Taylor Swift's message. (Made way too much noise ... my two cats were pissed!) The actual election and VOTING still matter in this weirdly close election among our strangely divided population, BUT ... it was such fun to feel "good" for one whole evening! Go, 'Swifties!" Let'er rip, 'Cat Ladies!! "Si, Se Puede!"
Great! But it’s not over till it’s over