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Poorly regulated Camp Mystic in Texas files for moral bankruptcy after catastrophic floods killed 28 people

Extreme heat melting records across Europe, more coming Saturday, next week, month, next year, entire epoch

Senate Passes Resolution Directing Trump to End Hostilities With Iran and Begin Hostilities With Trump

RAGING TRUMP, FURIOUS AT POLLS, ORDERS WAR SECRETARY HEGSETH TO DRAWS UP PLANS TO INVADE POLAND

CONGRESS PASSES HISTORIC VETO-PROOF HOUSING BILL FOR WORKING AMERICANS, REAL ESTATE BILLIONAIRE GRIFTER TRUMP POUTS INSIDE PALATIAL D.C. GOVERNMENT HOUSING

Rebuke comes one week after the president signed framework with Tehran with Sharpie on roll of Official White House toilet paper

Trump and Iran sign “memo of misunderstanding” to end hostilities, “details as clear as Trump’s reflecting pool”

President who is said to “turn everything he touches to shit ” surprises critics by turning Reflecting Pool waters to “mere algae”

CEASE-FIRE DEAL HERALDED BY TRUMP “AS FANTASTIC AGREEMENT TO AGREE ON SOMETHING AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE WHATEVER THAT SOMETHING MIGHT BE”

Vance says deal for Iran includes $300 billion reconstruction fund, copy of “Art of the Deal” autographed by President Trump

Touted Iran deal to be signed behind curtain in front of Kennedy Center

Atomic Energy Agency reports Iran now more likely to acquire a nuclear weapon than before Trump’s war, Trump orders white curtain installed across agency

Iran’s allies: global economic pressure and coming midterms defeat Trump, United States surrenders

MAGA Republicans to run on unnecessary destruction and loss of life as key GOP value

SOUTH TUCSON SALSA RECALLED DUE TO POTENTIAL FOR SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION AND RISK OF CAUSING AREA WILDFIRES

Scientists claim “San Andreas fault, San Jacinto fault, and you” are more stressed than any time in 1,000 years

JD Vance writes of journey to Catholicism in ‘Communion,’ first book since ‘Mein Hillbilly Kampf’