Full transcript of Trump team’s Yemen attack plan that was shared on Signal
US officials accidentally leaked Yemen attack plans in Signal chat shared with David Fitzsimmons and others
Here is a detailed transcript of the senior US officials discussing the strikes on the day they took place:
March 15
Hegseth: TEAM UPDATE. TIME NOW (1144et): Weather is FAVOURABLE . Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.
Vance: What’s with the CAPS?
Hegseth: 215et: F-18s LAUNCH (1st strike package) 1345: ‘Trigger Based’ F-18 1st Strike Window Starts (Target Terrorist is @ his Known Location so SHOULD BE ON TIME – also, Strike Drones Launch (MQ-9s)
Vance: I texted u What’s with the CAPS?
Hegseth: 1410: More F-18s LAUNCH (2nd strike package) 1415: Strike Drones on Target (THIS IS WHEN THE FIRST BOMBS WILL DEFINITELY DROP, pending earlier ‘Trigger Based’ targets)
Waltz: He likes to use caps.
Hegseth: 1536: F-18 2nd Strike Starts – also, first sea-based Tomahawks launched. We are currently clean on OPSEC. Godspeed to our Warriors.
Fitzsimmons: Note to Hegseth, JD. THIS IS A MASSIVE LEAK OF CLASSIFIED INFORMATION.
Vance: Shut up.
Fitzsimmons: WHY DON’T YOU SAY A PRAYER FOR VICTORY NOW YOUR UNHOLINESS?
Vance: I will say a prayer for victory. Who invited HIM?
Waltz: I did. He drew caricatures at my kid’s birthday party.
Fitzsimmons: You guys are debating a classified military action, right?
Waltz: Building collapsed. Had multiple positive ID. Amazing job.
Fitzsimmons: Text louder so Iran, Al Qaeda and ISIS can hear you.
Waltz: The first target – their top missile guy – we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend’s building and it’s now collapsed.
Vance: Excellent.
Ratcliffe: A good start.
Waltz: US US US
Rubio: Good Job Pete and your team!!
Waltz: The team did a great job. What are you up to Mr. Secretary of State?
Rubio: I’m in the oval praying the orange baboon doesn’t call on me or include me in anymore photo ops.
Stephen Miller: Great work all. Powerful start. Can we use these weapons systems on illegal migrants and their children?
Waltz: Ask CENTCOM. We could launch an attack on the Department of Ed building, the FBI and DOJ, too!
Fitzsimmons: Yeah great work. Who’s going to lie to congress about this when your violation of the Federal Records Act is published by Goldberg of the Atlantic? Communicating like this on this app is a violation of he Federal Records Act.
Hegseth: Blah blah blah Ignore him.
Goldberg: Atlantic Magazine, here. Could you text slower. I’m making a transcript in real time.
Hegseth: Ignore him, too.
Stephen Miller: Atlantic Magazine? Who is he?
Hegseth: Back off, Miller. We’re having fun blowing up shit on the other side of the world. You can be such a drag.
Bozo the Clown: Hey hey hey hoo hoo hoo and howdy doody kidaroonies!
Hegseth: Ignore him, too. Old colleague from FOX. CENTCOM was/is on point. Great job all. More strikes ongoing for hours tonight, and will provide full initial report tomorrow. But on time, on target, and good readouts so far.
Wiles: Kudos to all – most particularly those in theater and CENTCOM! Really great. God bless.
God: Leave me out of this. Thou shalt not-
Vance: Ignore Him, too.
Steve Witkoff – Middle East special envoy: US US US
Gabbard: Great work and effects!
Fitzsimmons: Yeah great work everybody. This is going to be a huge government scandal. Remember how you all went ballistic over Hillary Clinton's emails? This is way worse. You have to wonder who else is on this chat?
Steve Witkoff – Middle East special envoy: US US
Putin: I am not here. I know nothing.
Fitzsimmons: You guys targeted an entire building to kill one person. 31 people died. Mostly women and children. Did you commit a war crime?
Putin: Trump will pardon.
Bozo the Clown: Hoo hoo hoo and howdy doody kidaroonies!
Nixon: Dick Nixon here. And I thought the Watergate crew led by Hunt and Liddy were amateurs. Jesus Christ.
Vance: Do not use the Lord’s name in vain or I will order an F15 up your ass.
Goldberg: Got to leave conversation. On deadline.
Gabbard: I’m heading offline. Need to practice lying to Congress tomorrow.
Hegseth: Good luck, Adios. Anybody see my Bourbon?
Steve Witkoff – Middle East special envoy: US US US
Fitzsimmons: Witkoff. Is that all you do is pump your texting fist and chant US US?
Steve Witkoff – Middle East special envoy: US US US
Bozo the Clown: US US US Hoo hoo hoo and howdy doody kidaroonies!



The Fonz: Hey youse guys chanting US US forget the AAAAAAAAAAY
[Thumbs up]
Oh my! Again, this would be pretty funny if it was not true😭