“Harper’s Index” is one of my favorite features in “Harper’s Magazine”. One can learn so much from a simple number, whether it’s a percentage, a statistic or a dollar amount.
Here are twenty stats related to breaking news I researched this week that I found surprising and informative, stats that I hope you will find equally enlightening.
Dollar amount jury awarded E. Jean Carroll: 83,300,000
Number of Trump associates serving time in Federal prison: 83,300,000
Ounces in one cup of covfefe: 83,300,000
Times Melania has said to Trump, “Ew.Get your hands off me!”: 83,300,000
Ivanka: 83,300,000
Lies Trump has told since Wednesday: 83,300,000
Calories Trump consumes in one sitting at a McDonald’s: 83,300,000
Current lawsuits Trump is appealing: 83,300,000
Number of tweets Trump will post tonight before 3AM: 83,300,000
Times Trump has not answered Kari lake’s calls this week: 83,300,000
U.A. Athletic Director’s severance package in Euros: 83,300,000
Average number of U.A. college students living in a mini-dorm: 83,300,000
Gallons of Sephora Bronzer Trump uses in one week: 83,300,000
Chance Trump will win in 2024: 1 in 83,300,000
Percentage of insurrectionists who can’t spell “insurrection”: 83,300,000%
Trump’s actual current wealth in Pesos: 83,300,000
Banks refusing to loan Trump money as of Tuesday: 83,300,000
Number of golf courses Trump is banned from playing: 83,300,000
Odds Trump will defame E. Jean Caroll again: 83,300,000 to 1
Times E. Jean Carroll will be happy to sue Trump again: 83,300,000
Reference:
Harper’s Magazine
https://harpers.org/
Jeez, Fitz. You just get better and better and better....
Dollar amount Elon Musk will give to Trump: 83,000,000