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Top Ten Fun Ways to celebrate Labor Day
Top Ten Fun Ways to Celebrate Labor Day:
List ten other anachronistic pointless holidays*
Use your time-off to apply for a third part-time job without benefits or health insurance
Organize labor at your nearby Maternity Ward
Stand 8-hours in front of your non-union-made grill without taking a bathroom break
Scuffle with bat-wielding anti-Union goons over your Pro-Union Piñata
Pick at the resulting scabs
Quaff a few brews and “trickle down” on the callous and corrupt bat-shit crazy billionaire of your choice
Make a “Triangle Shirtwaist Factory” bonfire, learn the Wobblies “Deportation Tango”, and toast the only union left in Arizona: Western Union
Host a “Norma Rae” film festival until the National Guard breaks it up
In solidarity with the workers of the world take a moment to unite and buff your chains
*Because you live in a right-to-work plantation state thanks to the generations of Arizona Republicans who have devoted their careers to serving America’s corrupt overseers rather than serving our state’s working class families. On this Labor Day let them cling to their supply side sophistry, their trickle-down tripe, their failed Reaganomics, while Bidenomics continues to dramatically transform our economy and revitalize America’s middle-class.
On this Labor Day, my fellow patriots, that is worth celebrating.
And blast Pete Seeger songs at full volume in front of right-to-work supermarkets.
Thanks David,
I spent the majority of my adult working life Labor Organizer, Civil Rights Worker and Peace Activist. Todays Blog, while being filled with humor, hits the problems of worker rights and what workers in todays society face in their attempts to provide for their families.