Fitz Bits & Stats for July

All Epstein all the time

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Nickname for Jeffrey Epstein’s Boeing 727: “Lolita Express”

Age of “Lolita” in Nabokov's novel: 12

The number of women that told the Miami Herald in 2018 they were molested or sexually abused by Epstein between 2001 and 2006: 80

Estimated minimum number of Epstein’s victims, according to the Department of Justice : 1,000

Years Ghislane Maxwell was sentenced to prison for conspiring with Jeffrey Epstein to sexually abuse minors: 20

Number of Epstein’s criminal conspirators named Maxwell who Trump’s DOJ and FBI have interviewed in hopes of a quid pro quo deal: 1

Number of serial rapist and pedophile Jefferey Epstein’s sexual abuse victims that Trump’s DOJ and FBI have interviewed: 0

Percentage of global sex trafficking victims who are female: 78%

Who are under the age of 18: 8%

Sanctioned Russian banks financed a share of Epstein’s sex trafficking activities with clear correlation between the wire transfers and the movement of women and girls, 17 and under, around the world. Number of you who are shocked by this: 0

How many wire transfers in possession of the Treasury Department’s Epstein file contains actionable information: Thousands

Action taken: 0

Minimum amount of dollars flowing in and out of Epstein’s accounts, including from Russia, that merit further investigation: $1 billion

Investigated: 0

Ivanka’s age when her father, host of the “1997 Miss Teen USA Pageant”, said to Miss Universe: “Don’t you think my daughter’s hot? She’s hot, right?”: 16

Proportion of Americans dissatisfied with the amount of information the federal government has released about the Jeffrey Epstein case: 1/2

Who are satisfied with it: 3%

it doesn’t matter to them either way: 29%

Number of alleged sexual abuse predators in the Southern Baptist Convention over 20 years : 700

Among Catholic clergy: 4000

The number of women who’ve publicly accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct ranging from non-consensual kissing and groping to claims of rape: 25

The year Trump said “When you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.": 2005

The year it was leaked to The Washington Post: 2016

In what amounts did Epstein typically receive “large inflows of cash from some of the wealthiest men in America, typically in large installments”: Tens of millions of dollars

How many men were at the "calendar girl competition" hosted by Trump and Epstein, according to the event arranger: 2

Percentage of Americans, in 2024 survey, who believe QAnon's core claims including a world controlled by powerful Satan-worshipping pedophiles who engage in infant cannibalism: 18%

Out of 1000, the number of sexual assault suspects who typically go free: 975

Chances you are thinking exactly what I am thinking when you read that Donald Trump wrote "Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret" to Jeffrey Epstein: 10 out of 10

How much did sex offender Jeffrey Epstein’s “tax planning” services save Private Equity Investor and billionaire Leon Black in Federal Taxes: $1 billion dollars

One billion dollars: $1,000,000,000.00

Amount Wall Street billionaire Leon Black paid the Virgin Islands in order to receive immunity from any criminal prosecution related to Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking operations: $62.5 million dollars

$62.5 million dollars: $62,500,000.00

In 2005, in Palm Beach, Donald’s neighbor, and pal, Epstein was investigated for soliciting sex from minors. What’s the age of a minor under Florida law? 17 and under

“Trump got into a back-and-forth with Howard Stern’s co-host, Robin Quivers, who asked: ‘Do you have an age limit?’ Trump stammered. ‘No, no, I have no age—I mean, I have an age—I don’t want to be like Congressman Foley, with, you know-with 12-year olds.’ This anecdote suggests Trump is only comfortable with sex partners who are older than what age? 13

Number of counts of solicitation of prostitution with which Epstein is charged by a Florida grand jury in 2005: 1

Counts of solicitation of prostitution from a minor? 1

Number of orange Presidents cutting federal funding for child abuse investigations and child protective services: 1

Number of counts Epstein plead guilty to in 2008:1

Assets he had at the time of his second arrest: $550 million

Prison sentence: 18 months

Time served: 13 months

Assets at Epstein’s time of death: $600 million

Number of women Steve Bannon once said that Trump lawyer Marc Kasowitz “took care of” during Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign: 100

Number of women impressed by Trump’s penis: 0

Number of minutes and seconds missing from the Epstein jail cell camera footage released by Donald Trump's Department of Justice: 2 minutes: 53 seconds

Trump’s coital duration with porn film actress Stormy Daniels: 2 minutes: 53 seconds

The number of underage girls Jeffrey Epstein was accused of abusing when he was charged in New York in 2019 with sex trafficking of minors and conspiracy: Dozens

According to the charges “The victims described herein,” were as young as : 14

Chances a girl on this planet is a victim of child sexual abuse: 1 in 5

Boys: 1 in 20

How many years were Donald and Jeffrey “pals” before Trump claims they had “differences”: 15

Trump’s approval rating: 37%

Likelihood Trump would like to offer to pardon pedophile Jeffrey Epstein’s convicted pimp-enabler, Ghislane Maxwell, for exoneration: 100%

Likelihood his circle is advising him against the move: 100%

Percentage of MAGA who would believe Ghislane Maxwell’s exoneration of Trump: 0%

Number of pages of evidence the DOJ and FBI possess related to the Epstein case: 100,000

Chances “South Park” will depict Trump as a naked gremlin with a tiny penis sleeping with Satan again and again: 10 out of 10

Likelihood Trump will start a nuclear war to divert attention from the “Epstein list” scandal when all else fails: 99.99%

Percentage of you who’ve muttered “these rich sick creeps should all rot in Hell”: 63%

“These rabid MAGA nuts and Trump deserve each other”: 56%

Before kicking in your televison screen during a news broadcast: 16%

REFERENCES

https://www.dhs.gov/human-trafficking-quick-facts

https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/15/politics/jeffrey-epstein-cnn-poll

https://www.forbes.com/sites/zacharyfolk/2025/07/20/heres-what-jeffrey-epstein-did-the-convictions-and-allegations-and-the-questions-raised-now/

https://victimsofcrime.org/child-sexual-abuse-statistics/

https://rainn.org/statistics/children-and-teens

https://www.nationalchildrensalliance.org/media-room/national-statistics-on-child-abuse/

https://www.ojp.gov/pdffiles1/nij/194972.pdf

https://www.ojp.gov/pdffiles1/nij/194972.pdf